OMG - I'm 40 and just had my first WARM towel after a shower.

[kid a]

and my wife tells me there are actually TOWEL WARMERS!

Where the hell have I been!

[Kire]

1. do you own stock in them?

sounds appealing, but your nick leads me to believe this is a surreptitious form of Spam

[evlbstrd]

2. Aw, hell.

I've never had one. There are lots of luxuries I've never known.

[Elidor]

3. Next you're going to tell us you've never been to a sauna

I used to sneak into the sauna at the local holiday inn when I was 7 and 8 years old, till they got wise to me and banned me forever. Damn, I should do that again. There is nothing quite so relaxing as being slowly broiled alive. All that wonderful steam, slowly sapping the very essence from your bones, leaving you a comfortable pile of jelly, unable to stand. I miss that.

[eyesroll]

4. I have radiator heat, and during the winter, I sometimes put the towel on

the radiator. It heats up while I finish showering (assuming the radiator is heated up at the time.)

[Arugula Latte]

5. There's probably one in your house.

It's called a "dryer." ;)

[sendero]

6. In Texas..

... in the summer, the last thing a fellow needs is a warm towel :)

[SW FL Dem]

7. LOL

My thoughts exactly! Showers here are a way to cool off and rinse off the sweat.