Anyone know how I can become a deity?

[HEyHEY]

Just thinking it could be cool...and you get deity tail

[nickgutierrez]

1. You have to kill one first.

I've got Ares on my speed-dial, if the prospect appeals to you?

[HEyHEY]

2. DO I need a wooden stake?

[nickgutierrez]

4. I suppose...

...though I suspect a steak, made from a cow, might be more effective if you use the correct amount of poison.

[Floogeldy]

3. If you have to ask . . .

. . . it will never happen.

Sorry.

[HEyHEY]

6. Even Allah had to start somewhere

[Floogeldy]

10. Yes, but, you see . . . .

. . . . he started from a place knowing how to become a diety. Way, way, way ahead of where you are.

Again, I reiterate: If you have to ask, it will never happen.

Don't be sad.

[Droopy]

5. Learn how to play football and play QB for the Packers.

[AVulgarianHue]

7. Shoot lightning bolts..

out your ass. Now that would make deity tail.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Declare yourself one?

That's what sundog did.


:shrug:

[nickgutierrez]

11. It only worked for him...

...because his screenname could so easily be turned into a subliminal suggestion of holy stature.

In HEyHEY's case, the only suggestion we can expect to be made is that it's the god of alcohol, calling us over for a long, one-sided, and rather awkward chat...

:shrug:

[HEyHEY]

12. That'd be a rip roarin deity

[LaraMN]

9. Well if you'd busted in and force-fed Terri Schaivo,

you'd have been a shoe-in for the Cult of the People With Giant Spoons. Guess you missed your chance on that one.

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. Start by eating some humble pie

:evilgrin:
xo
Nelly

[enigmatic]

14. I'm a Minister

I have a Doctor Of Divinity Degree from the United Faith Ministry; only cost me 10 bucks.

I'd go that route...

[barb162]

15. you mean you aren't ?

[liberaltrucker]

16. Ask progmom

She's the Lounge Deity. Thought you must have known that, you mere human.

[Wapsie B]

17. Find a way for the Cubs to win the World Series

[liberaltrucker]

18. Or for the Vikings to win the Super Bowl

nt

[Parrcrow]

19. or the Leafs to win the Stanley Cup n/t

[liberaltrucker]

20. Even a Deity would have difficulty with that, eh?

:hide:

[HEyHEY]

21. Only Satan would do that

[Lethe]

22. its actually really easy to become a deity

all it takes is one person who believes in you, and prays in your name

but to be one of the top tier deities, you need millions of followers.

[HEyHEY]

23. Time to hand out free weed

It worked for Jah

[liberaltrucker]

27. Free weed, huh?

Drat, I'm in the States and it'd be hell getting it across the Border. A real Deity would have no problem:)

[leftofthedial]

24. I thought you already were!

[dolo amber]

25. Well, I have been praying to Bobby Seale,

but he ain't been coming through so good...I'll give you a go! :hi:

(Not 'give you a go' in the British way, so don't get all excited. :P)

[LynneSin]

26. I gave deity status to the person who recommended Limewear to me

:D

[craigolemiss]

28. Link

http://www.universalministries.com/

I think Deity is a choice---I am An Arch-Bishop