What do you want to hear when you see God?

[hickman1937]

I've watched the Actors Studio for a long time, and Peter Boyle is the first person that ever said it right. "Welcome home."

[Droopy]

1. "I forgive you for not believing in me."

[hickman1937]

11. "Though you pretended not to believe in me,

I always knew that you were just really pissed off at me. Welcome home."

[auntAgonist]

12. nodnod

:cry:

You touched me with that post Droopy.

that's all.

[LaraMN]

2. "Yeah, actually you get bonus points for premarital sex."

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

3. "Thanks for trying."

But "welcome home" will do nicely. O8)

[hickman1937]

10. With his arm over your shoulders, and a hug.

"My child, you tried. Welcome home."

[Heidi]

4. "Have you tried the tiramisu? No calories in heaven!" (nt)

[hickman1937]

14. "Come see the banquet I've laid out for just you."

"Pay special attention to the dessert table, you're gonna love it. Welcome home."

[Heidi]

16. Right on!

I feel confident that the Creator knows our hearts. :hi:

[nickgutierrez]

5. "Still not dead?"

"I'll have to get on that someday..."

[Dem2theMax]

6. Two things.

1. Welcome home. (Didn't need Peter B. to tell me that one. LOL.)

2. Bush and his administration are in the other place. :evilgrin:

[Initech]

7. "Like good tunes?"

When you die, and if St. Peter is in fact at the Pearly Gates, the first thing he's going to ask, and I hope is:

"Hey man, you like good tunes?"

"Yeah!"

"Come on in! We've got Zappa on harp tonight!"

[blonndee]

8. You were right. Being a good person IS what matters. n/t

[barb162]

9. just a straight ol' "Welcome" will do just fine along with "and yeah,

you can bring the cats"

[hickman1937]

18. "My child, bring your cats, and here are the ones that you thought

were gone from you. I've held them here for you. Welcome home."

[barb162]

25. that would be a lovely thing to hear

[deadparrot]

13. "Come on in...you won't be seeing George W. Bush here..." nt

[Rocinante]

15. "Fire it on up man."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. The important issue is what am I going to say to him?

[hickman1937]

20. Ah, yes. That keeps me up nights. n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. What I would say to him wouldn't be very nice ............

[hfojvt]

19. I dunno

Maybe a really funny joke about the Pope, a rabbi, and a zen master. A little humour might defuse a tense moment like that.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. "Sorry, you're on the wrong floor."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. "I don't blame you for hating my guts."

:applause: :applause:

[hickman1937]

45. "My son my shoulders are big."

"Better you hate me than your fellow man. I can handle it."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

58. "I like them more than you."

:popcorn:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. There's a variety of things that I might want to hear.......

First: If you want to go back and try it again...make fewer mistakes with your loved ones.... Then go ahead....

Welcome home...all is forgiven, for your heart is good....

And all your loved ones are here, waiting for you.....and this includes the pets .......

That's all I can think of right off the bat.....:shrug:

[underpants]

26. Johnnie said you would be here

Actually it is St.Peter in the question.

Johnnie was my grandfather.

[hickman1937]

46. You are right. I got that wrong.

I do that a lot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Don't worry, Falwell and Robertson and Phelps aren't here,

and never will be. Welcome home!! Have some prime rib and here's your never-ending Martini.

[RetroLounge]

28. "It wasn't your fault"

RL

[VelmaD]

29. Wanta do it again?

Then get back in line. :)

[youthere]

30. This is what I want to hear:

1. Come on in..the chocolate eclair bar is to the left, pizza bar on the right.
2. A little later we're going to have a "Fuck with the Fundies" party and you're welcome to come along.
3. If you'd like to go back and have another whack at life as a mortal I'm afraid I can only send you back as a size 2 supermodel.
4. The Redwings ALWAYS win here.
5. The Swedish masseuse will be here in half an hour..trust me he's great.

[jane_pippin]

31. "So, what do you want to know about?" n/t

[TrogL]

32. The console's over there

[atomic-fly]

33. you think earth was fun.....

have I got a planet for you!

[DelawareValleyDem]

34. "Legacy admissions have finally worked in your favor"

[Az]

35. You think you're surprised? (an aside, said it right?)

(continuing aside)So much for diversity of beliefs in the world.

[RedCloud]

36. Your turn!

I'll get that Andromeda off its deadly course...

And I will enforce the "Thou shalt not kill" ruling!

[anarch]

37. Jimi Hendrix, "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)" n/t

[Deep13]

38. Hey! He's moving! He's not dead after all!

[dajoki]

39. welcome!!...

make yourself at home.

[Xipe Totec]

40. What took you so long? n/t

[Cannikin]

41. "I'm sorry. There seems to be some sort of mix up."

[Shine]

42. Well, SHE will say...

You are Loved. Be at Peace. All is Well.

~Shine

[hickman1937]

50. I stand corrected. Sorry. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

43. heavy breathing

[TallahasseeGrannie]

44. Dinner's ready. Your parents are at the table already.

[Whoa_Nelly]

47. I forgive you for killing all those bugs

[JVS]

48. Pull my finger

[enigmatic]

49. Gregory Peck's voice

as Atticus Finch..

[RFKHumphreyObama]

51. Welcome home my child

Your sins are forgiven and I love you.

[Shell Beau]

53. Couldn't have said it better myself!

[Mizmoon]

52. "You've been a very good girl."

[bertha katzenengel]

54. Bertha! Oh, I love you big girls . . . hey, Kathy Bates is right over

there, honey. ;)

[supernova]

55. "You really do belong here. And I love you."

Because I often feel like I don't belong, even in places where you would think I ordinarily would feel like I belong.

[Ikonoklast]

56. I know that you are surprised to be here, but

in spite of all that you have heard to the contrary, I love ALL of my creations equally. Make yourself right at home, there are some people here anxious to see you again.

[obreaslan]

57. There you are, Jerry's been waiting for you...

P.S. That DaVinci Code book was right. ;)

[Iris]

59. "Up until this century, there was no hell. But I've created one for

people like Bill O'Reilly."

[SOteric]

60. Hey! Good to see you again!

Nice work on that thing with the thing.

[chaska]

61. A well timed fart would set me at ease.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

62. George W. Bush? He's in the basement

working in the boiler room. He also is assigned to writing 1,900 apologies to US soldiers, almost 3,000 apologies to 9/11 victims, 25k apologies to Iraqi civilians (and counting).

We also made the Bush family destitute.

Oh, yeah, Cheney? I told him to go fuck himself.

[ZombieNixon]

63. Step right up! All you can eat pasta buffet in the corner!

Free chance to chat with My bud the Flying Spaghetti Monster! :evilgrin:

[Bullwinkle925]

64. "I've been waiting for you - Come on in".

And this coming from a non-believer.

[Dukkha]

65. "You'll get laid tonight for sure!"

"Tell us how you do!"

[RandomKoolzip]

66. "Dude, I think I dosed you."

[Fox Mulder]

67. "I do exist and you're welcome to stay here in the kingdom of Heaven."

[HEyHEY]

68. "Free drinks in the lounge from 5-eternity"

[TheCentepedeShoes]

69. "Your dad's here

and there's something he wants you to know."

[Splatter Phoenix]

70. "hoho, boy, for the love of ME were you a screw up....

...I love that. >]"