Relationship Math

[Wapsie B]

* Smart man + smart woman = romance
* Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
* Dumb man + smart woman = affair
* Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
* Smart boss + smart employee = profit
* Smart boss + dumb employee = production
* Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
* Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering thesame thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



Discuss..............

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Discuss.....OK...there's a lot of stuff here, my dear bwa.......

I'm inclined to agree with you on them....

At least partly because I'm tired and need to be in bed, asleep...

The additions at the top, I agree with completely...

The dollar amounts below, are a bit harder...and will have to wait till I've had some substantial sleeping in order to figure them out!

How can you think so clearly when the hour is so late/early?



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[Wapsie B]

2. Oh I found that joke posted elsewhere.

Yes it is getting late.

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