Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,

[eyesroll]

Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above, and the sea below,
And a little white whale on the go.

Baby Beluga, baby Beluga, is the water warm?
Is your mama home with you, so happy.

Way down yonder where the dolphins play,
Where they dive and splash all day,
The waves roll in and the waves roll out,
See the water squirting out of your spout.

Baby Beluga, baby Beluga, sing your little song,
Sing for all your friends, we like to hear you.

When it's dark, you're home and fed,
Curl up snug in your water bed.
Moon is shining and the stars are out,
Good night, little whale, goodnight.

Baby Beluga, baby Beluga, with tomorrow's sun,
Another day’s begun, you'll soon be waking.

Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above and the sea below,
And a little white whale on the go.
You're just a little white whale on the go.

:argh: :argh: :argh:

AKA the "riding in the bike trailer" song.
(Something from Miss Spider is the walking/at the table/in my house song, and she's taken to hybridizing the two and making new lyrics in the car. Someone give me earplugs.)

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Hey, it's Franklin.

He's a right bastard.
Never shares anything.
Always does dumb shit.
What a little turdmuncher.
Hey, it's Franklin.

[eyesroll]

2. Franklin's not a favorite. Thankfully.

Neither is Little Bear (she's got a book but the TV show doesn't hold interest). I tried to watch that once and damn, it's tedious.

She likes Dora and Spongebob, but hasn't taken to singing the theme songs...

"La la la la la ladybug, bu bu bu bu bu butterfly, doo doo doo doo doo doodlebug, Ha ha ha ha ha Hari, Pa pa pa pa pa Papa, S s s s s Stacie, Na na na na na Nanosaur, pur pur pur pur pur purple, Bay bay bay bay bay baby Beluga in the deep blue sea..."

You get the idea. Over and over.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Bridge... rock... waterfall!

Fuck me in the ear with a drain auger.

[noonwitch]

4. I don't know why, but it makes me think of the "Lesbian Seagull" song

from the Beavis and Butthead movie.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Flu awaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy lesbian Seagull!!!

man that's a funny song

[cleofus1]

6. as fate would have it

i have a gallon of beluga oil i have to deliver to the in-laws today...