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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 06:05 PM
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House of DS1
There is a house in New England
That belongs to DS1
And it was the loss of his remote control
That made him come undone

He cussed just like a sailor
Even looked in his blue jeans
The channels are a scramblin', man
Is it under the seat cushions?

Now the only thing that DS1 needs
Is the remote hidden under some junk
And until then he's dissatisfied
And will have to get himself drunk

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what he has done
Spend your lives in your underwear
Hanging out with DS1

Well, he's looked for it under the sofa
And looked for it in the drain
There's a crisis up in New England
That makes him bawl in shame

Well, there is a house in New England
Where you will find DS1
And it's the ruin of that poor boy
And God knows where the &#&*@ the remote has gone!
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 06:15 PM
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1. Great!
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 06:38 PM
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2. He's going to be so touched that you spend your days
composing songs to him....

But I gotta know, - how did you know about him hangin' around the house in his boxers? You gotta webcam on 'im?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:24 PM
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5. It took me all of 5 minutes
If I can't come up with them off the top of my head, it isn't worth doing. :D

And yes, he conveys a boxer-around-the-house-vibe. :P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 07:28 PM
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3. BRAVO!!!
:blush: and I second SOteric's question, how DID you know I lounge around the house in my boxers?
Unless that's just a given :shrug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 07:29 PM
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4. Dammit where's my geetar
I may have to record this one. What's your going rate? :hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:26 PM
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6. funny man ...
no wonder Miss Sugar's sweet on ya ...
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:33 PM
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7. ....
:blush:

Maybe she'll bring my CD to DC with her... then you can hear what I really sound like, with a real band and all :7
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:37 PM
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8. ~
or a copy ...

cause I don't know where we would listen to it (unless we go hang out in her car)
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