The Armadillo in my trap went missing

[HysteryDiagnosis]

the morning after I noticed him in it... a strong little bugger he must be to trip the latch from the inside... I was going to take him out west of town and drop him in the cane fields there.... now I don't know, after what he has done to my yard, my neighbor's yard and my other neighbor's yard... this could be war.

I don't want to Harmadillo, but this guy is a doozey. A 4 legged bulldozer with a turbocharger is how I see him... my grass trembles in terror whilst his snout mows down droves and droves of sod clumps.

Maybe if I feed him some old fruit he will go away... then again, he may just take to knocking on the door if I do that. Oh bother, the problems of living in and around the agents of nature.... for those of you who haven't had the pleasure....