Does anyone know the best way to make molotov cocktails?

[RagingInMiami]

I have all these empty Heineken bottles accummulating and I'm getting sick of the hype by the local media about this damn tropical storm/hurricane.

[Bullwinkle925]

1. Any bets on how long it takes to get this locked?

[RagingInMiami]

2. As long as nobody mentions sex

[Dave Reynolds]

3. I prefer socks for wicks,

but with the price of gas, who can afford to make 'em?

[uncle ray]

17. hmmm, try biodiesel.

[RagingInMiami]

4. This proved it. You guys are all a bunch of pacifists.

I think I will just go out and deal with the media without the molotovs.

Bastards standing down the street with the wind blowing through their hair, as if they're risking their lives telling us the hurricane is several hours away.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Someday we're going to see an idiotic reporter get brained on live

television.

[RagingInMiami]

9. Can you imagine what it would do for the ratings?

I'm surprised the execs haven't thought of it yet.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. True! True!!!

Perhaps they have...and it didn't "work out" right yet. ;)

[RagingInMiami]

14. I'm surprised Geraldo hasn't volunteered

That would be right up his alley.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I betcha "somebody" "somewhere" has jumped on this....

silly goofs.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. I can see it now....

all the threats to call Homeland Security or ATF on us poor li'l moonbats....

[RagingInMiami]

8. Probably Homeland Security

Guantanamo, here I come. Just let me finish those last few beers.

[Dave Reynolds]

10. But I hear the food is really good there,

just ask a freep, they'll tell ya it's Club Med, but with orange jumpsuits.

Shit, where do I sign up?

[RagingInMiami]

11. So good they're all on a fucking hunger strike right now

[Dave Reynolds]

16. Why, those ungrateful turrists!

Pickles spent so much time on the menu, too!
:sarcasm:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I'm sure Agent Mike is polite.

Totally sure.

[CanuckAmok]

15. three parts gin, one part molotov. shake and serve.

n/t