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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:30 PM
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Damn..I love to see the Dallas Cowboys Eat Shit!
Edited on Mon Sep-19-05 11:33 PM by BlueJazz
Ever since they started calling themselves "America's Team" I knew that were about as sharp as the Dark Side of our Country.. :)
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:31 PM
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1. Eat up, boys.
I love it too! What an amazing win for the 'Skins!
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:33 PM
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2. Oh man!! I am shaking.
Fucking A. The Noles beat Miami, and the Skins beat the Boys.


Wooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:bounce:
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:35 PM
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3. Yeah, but Miami has a better QB
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:44 PM
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6. LOL, no kidding.
I was actually suprised FSU won that one.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:47 PM
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8. You guys were due
Miami was riding a six-game winning streak (or something like that). And Miami has a horrible offensive line this year and the Noles capitalized on that.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 07:27 AM
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10. That was a defensive game.
As pretty much the Cowboys Redskins game was. Defense held it out in the end.
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angrydemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:44 PM
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5. Hey now...
Don't beat up on Miami lol.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:47 PM
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9. I don't hate Miami.
It is just rare to see FSU beat them.

Miami turns out some quality NFL players.
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 04:07 PM
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55. Well, it only took the RedScabs 10 years to beat the boys again
I guess now your going to have to wait another 10 years.

How many times did Brunell get slammed to the ground last night?
:rofl:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:19 PM
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56. 14-13
Doesn't matter how many times Brunell got slammed, it wasn't enough to keep his geezer self from throwing two touchdowns in less than two minutes, sorry as he may be.

Did you see Jerry Jones at the end of the game??

Better yet, did you see this?

:rofl:

You know, I was being pretty civil. I was suprised the Redskins won that one. I am willing to admit my team's shortcomings.

Thing is, your team's shortcoming was one point when the clock stopped. The game was 60 minutes. Even if the Skins could only muster four minutes of decent offense, I'll be damned if that wasn't enough to come up with the win.

Oh, and 2002 wasn't 10 years ago.

If you want to rub salt into a wound, make sure there is a wound, first. The Boys are the ones with the "L".
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:37 PM
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4. Yes Yes Yes
Take that Dallas!

HTTR
(and a true Redskins fan knows this tune...)

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!!!
Go down to Dallas --
Kick Cowboys for me!!!!

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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:46 PM
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7. Run or pass for score we want a lot more!
Beat em swamp em touchdown let the points soar.

Fight on, fight on, till you have won
Sons of Washington!!

Rah Rah Rah!!

:bounce:
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:40 AM
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11. Dallas never called themselves that. NFL films gave them that
moniker in the late 70's on one of their yearly promos of the Cowboys.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:40 AM
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15. Actually there first owner did give themselves that moniker
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:48 AM
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16. Yup, Tex Schram was a marketing genius.
It also stuck because the Cowboys were one of the teams who took the deal to play on big holiday gamedays... I think part of that deal was they got more MNF spots... so all those little towns with no teams started to take a liking to the 'boys because we had a couple veterans on the team and Tex marketed the hell out of the Mom & apple pie image.

Also, everyone who loves to hate on them makes them "America's Team"... it's publicity... and negative or positive, it works to further promote the 'boys image as one of the most popular teams to love or hate.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:45 AM
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12. I can't believe it! We turned the channel too soon!
I figured the Redskins weren't going to come up with anything, so I turned the channel out of boredom. I was shocked to learn what happened when I got up this morning!
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youspeakmylanguage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:58 AM
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13. If any NFL franchise is "America's Team", it's Green Bay...
Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 08:59 AM by youspeakmylanguage
...and thats coming from a Carolina Panthers fan who wants to see them lose every Sunday/Monday.

The Packers have always symbolized the best aspects of American football.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:38 AM
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14. Okay, whatever you say
Thoroughly disagree, but I do like your Panthers. Best uniforms in football (the white ones), next to, or course, the traditional Cowboy white which should have been worn last night.
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youspeakmylanguage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:07 AM
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19. Wow - I think they're ugly...
I've been hoping the Panthers would change their uniforms. I think they're pretty tacky, though the white ones are the best looking, IMO.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:49 AM
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17. Ah feck off... bad calls!
Besides, the 'skins deserve to have at least a few MNF wins against us every century, whether they earn it or not. :D
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:10 PM
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47. There were a couple bad calls
Holding calls specifically. But I like seeing the Cowboys lose.

Still, I'm hoping the Redskins lose soon. As an Eagles fan, I don't want the Skins thinking they are for real! :-)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:59 AM
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18. South America's Team
No team did more coke in their time than the idiotic Cowboys.

I hate the Deadskins too, but at least they shut those fucking Cowboys fans up for once. Nothing more obnoxious in the NFL than loudmouth Dallas fans. Fucking repuke city.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:26 AM
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20. You've obviously never seen...
fans in Philly (taunting when Michael Irvin sustained his career ending injruy) or the fans in New York where they once had to stop a game for several minutes because the fans were throwing so much ice and snowballs at the players.

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:31 AM
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23. Nothing wrong with snowballs
And if that was Green Bay - they would have played though the snowballs!

My favorite team is the Niners, but Green Bay gets the tough as nails lifetime achievement award IMHO.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:34 AM
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25. Well, it started with ice and snow...
but eventually I think they were throwing whatever came to hand. All I remember is that they had to stop play it got so bad down on the field.

Nothing in football even comes close though to what I saw baseball fans do in Milwaukee. They gave away baseballs on opening day a few years back and the umpires had to stop play because the fans were throwing them at the opposing players.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:35 AM
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26. Again, Green Bay would have sucked it up and played through it
Whether it was baseballs, ice or large chunks of iron ore...
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:36 AM
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28. Whatever.
You mean those 0-2 Packers?

Real tough guys don't get take pain killers to the point they're addicted to them. :P
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 12:08 PM
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35. Velma, these people have issues. They're too filled with hate
Look at them jumping all over the Cowboys losing. Unbelievable. They're more concerned about the Cowboys losing than the state of their own teams.

Like I've said before, there are Cowboys fans, and all the rest. This seems to prove it. And don't listen to so called Packer fans - if anyone's truly obnoxious, it's them.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 12:29 PM
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39. Hey! I love the Niners...
But seriously, I'd rather watch the Cowboys lose than watch them with the false hope they might win...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:44 PM
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52. Part of what makes the 'Boys Americas Team!
Love 'em or hate em, they get attention! :D
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lcbart Donating Member (93 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:09 PM
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46. We weren't taunting Irvin
I'm not going to tell you we were upset about cokehead getting hurt.

But actually we were taunting Deion Sanders dancing around Irvin on the ground like some kind of witch doctor.

I was there.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:36 PM
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49. How do you remember? Weren't you in the Vet jail.
Only in Philly.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 12:04 PM
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34. No, nothing more obnoxious than someone so filled with hate
toward a city and football team. You may forget that some of us here live in that "fucking repuke city." Sounds like some real hate-filled bigotry. Stop watching reruns of Dallas and meet some of us born and raised here in person. We're pretty nice folks, once you get to know us. You need to work on your issues, man.

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:10 PM
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40. LOL!
It's just football. And I have no issues, thanks. ;-)

I am sorry you live in Dallas. And for what it's worth, I never watched the show... it was before my time.

So um, :wtf:
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:32 PM
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48. So when did "fucking repuke city" have anything to do with football
Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 03:32 PM by Ishoutandscream2
I don't know where you come from, but what if I referred to your city in a derogatory way. You seem to have issues with Dallas and probably Texans. There are good and bad everywhere - whether it be Dallas or any other city. Maybe it might be a good idea to think in those terms, rather than paint a whole city with a broad brush.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:42 PM
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51. You can fuck right off with that "repuke city" bullshit.
We were nearly 50% for Kerry.

:puke:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:26 AM
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21. I'm with ya bro
My two favorite teams are the Niners and anyone playing the Cowboys!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:30 AM
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22. Yeah...
but you've already proven over time that you have no taste. :P
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:33 AM
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24. Hey who said football had anything to do with taste?
If it were the Raiders would win on sheer coolness of uniform...

I said it once, I'll say it again. Deon Sanders was a poor excuse for a Jerry Rice wanna be...
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:35 AM
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27. Deion Sanders...
ate Jerry Rice for lunch and then spit him out.

One of my BEST experiences as a fan was seeing the Cowboys play the Niners in person back in the early 90s. Someone gor under Jerry's skin early in the game and after that he couldn't catch the ball with a net.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:41 AM
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31. If you're talking the game I'm thinking about
the next year Rice had all the Cowbows running around like their tails on fire and their asses catchin...
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:37 PM
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50. Hey buddy. Dallas is 5 and 2 against the niners in playoff games
I think you have it turned around.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:37 AM
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29. HATERS!!!
Pffft! Let's talk at the end of the season, Chester!

You're all jealous cuz WE GOT THE TUNA BABY!!!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:38 AM
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30. Wow. That's really gross.
There ARE porn videos with your specific fetish in many "specialty" stores, but I doubt you'll be able to locate such a video that includes an entire pro footbal team dining on feces.

I'll keep my eye out, though. :thumbsup:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:44 AM
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32. I have a video of my high school chess team
drinking urine. I'll loan it to you.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:46 AM
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33. No football players?
Screw it then.

I once knew some German importer/exporter guy who used to be a gunrunner in Angola whop told me he could get a video of The Nashville Kats arena football team eating clumps of soft clay (not actual feces)....trouble was, it was in Beta.

So, sadly, it was not to be.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 12:13 PM
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36. Hey, hey, HEY, I never signed a model release for that!
Loan that out and I'll sue your ass, boy-eeee. :grr:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 12:24 PM
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37. ....
:thumbsup:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 12:28 PM
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38. I'm not into scat, thanks though.
:puke:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:16 PM
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41. You sure?
There's loads of it!
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:35 PM
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42. I hate the Skins too but not as much as the Cowgirls.
I love to hear the cockroaches cry, it's been a good day.
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:38 PM
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43. as a Steeler Fan I must say that I love when the Cowboys lose


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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:40 PM
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44. I dislike the Cowboys
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angrydemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:01 PM
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45. Well add me to the list of haters lol
Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 03:04 PM by angrydemocrat
Nothing better than seeing the oh mighty Cowboys get beat. (Other than seeing Jerry Jones himself eat shit that is!)
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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:44 PM
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53. Everybody knows that the Chiefs are America's team
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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:44 PM
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54. Everybody knows that the Chiefs are America's team
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astonamous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:21 PM
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57. Me too! eom
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:24 PM
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58. The only team I hate more than the Dallas Cowboys is the
NY Yankees.

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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:55 AM
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59. Kick and fuck Dallas n/t
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