Muscle spams suck

[Not_Giving_Up]

I'm sitting here waiting for the soma to kick in and knock me out. I was very mean to my back last Thursday, and I've been on the massager/het/ice/Advil/Soma regimen. It's getting better, but it's still very, very unhappy.

If anyone has a back they aren't using, I'd like to make an offer.

[KitchenWitch]

1. You do not want my back

I do the Vicodin/Flexeril/Heating pad routine far too often myself.

[Radio_Lady]

2. My back is good, but other things in front are sagging.

You have to play it as it lays, so to speak.

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. I just need the back...you can keep the front

My front is not in pain.

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. Yikes!

No, I don't want yours. Are you looking for a replacement too? I'd be happy with just the right side.

[leftofthedial]

5. so does email spasm

sucks

[Deja Q]

6. Oh, so THAT is what Hormel's product is: ground muscle!

I always thought Spam was cow marrow mixed with chicken poo... and as for that slimy stuff on top, oh dear...

[Radio_Lady]

7. Please! I'm going to Honolulu, Hawaii and SPAM is alive and well there!

They even serve it at a luau, it's so well liked. Of course, they have "poi" there, too, and I can't say I understand what the heck the attraction is for that so-called "food" --

About Spam? I don't care what's in it -- it's pork and salty -- and it can be tasty, but I don't eat it.

[Robeson]

9. My mom made a dish with it one-time that won some type of local contest...

...she was on TV preparing it on some show. It was called "Spam-bam-thank you, mam quiche".

[Radio_Lady]

10. Robeson, I LOVE that name! Do you still have (or remember) the recipe?

If not, perhaps your mother is still with us here on Earth and you could PM me the recipe? I'm serious!

If she is deceased and only with you in spirit, that's OK. I've never made quiche in my life, so it's only a thought. And a salty one, at that!

Spam Bam, Thank You, M'am Quiche -- hey, my husband thinks it could be made with rabbit!

[DawgHouse]

11. Huh uh. Spam is delicious!

[giant_robot]

8. Ouch!

My one and only bout with lower back pain involved back spasms. I do not envy you! I hope you recover quickly!