I just vacuumed up about a pound of pure spiders...ask me anything!

[Tom Kitten]

is there anybody out there interested in adopting a spider or twenty?

[kid a]

1. WIll you let them out?

[Tom Kitten]

2. eventually I will...

as people line up in frenzied masses to adopt all my little eight legged friends...

[Heidi]

3. Are any of them wearing collars?

The spiders with little spider collars probably already have homes. ;)

[Tom Kitten]

5. I didn't see any collars, although

some of them were wearing little spider diapers...Which makes me wonder how do they eat...do spiders have mammaries?

[radfringe]

7. should check with SPCS

(Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Spiders...)
see if they have any lost spiders listed and also check for micro-chips

[Heidi]

10. That'd be my first move.

And then of course, those spiders that Tom decides to adopt should be vaccinated, and spayed or neutered.

[BlueIris]

4. Arachnaphobic here who just wants to say: thanks, man!

For making this the first Lounge thread I've had to HIDE in a long time, which I'm going to do after I post. GodDAMN. EW.

[Tom Kitten]

6. your welcome, I guess...

I ketch yer drift...coulda been worse, though...like deadly poisonous SNAKES!

[BikeWriter]

8. Keep an eye out for ALF, they'll free the spiders.

Oh, wait a minute, they don't have fur. Nevermind!

[Kenroy]

9. Can I have 6oz of them?

I have a great recipe I wanna try out.

[Deja Q]

11. Will you invite me over for dinner?

:D

[Evergreen Emerald]

12. I saw a spider once walking down the hall of my home

It was so big it looked like a hand walking towards me. The vaccuum cleaner had trouble sucking that baby up! Generally, I capture them in a glass and take them outside. But this one actually scared me!

[crispini]

13. Put them outside.

They will eat your bugs. Spiders are your friends, and there are very few that are poisonous. Here's my favorite spider:

[Misunderestimator]

14. Would it be inhumane to have them declawed... er, defanged?