Who the hell is Tess Smith & why is she nearly naked?

[displacedtexan]

This is one of those "Most emailed" yahoo photos:





I think she looks creepy. Not Ursula Andress enough to get away with this stunt.

[underpants]

1. I thought she looked creepy too

Looks like her face is not too natural. As was pointed out yesterday she is an actress you have never heard of getting her name in the papers.

http://www.imdb.com/find?q=Tess%20Smith%20;s=all

imdb has nothing

[LynneSin]

5. That's the first thing I checked - IMDB

Obviously it's her lame attempt to get attention. But hell she wasn't even mentioned on the post-award fashion recap shows (Like the standard Joan & Melissa on TVGuide and also on E!).

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. Apparently she's a screenwriter.

And this is what she wore to LAST year's Emmy awards:

[displacedtexan]

4. What will she... er... NOT wear next year?

Thanks for the pic. Now, I'll really have nightmares!

[rasputin1952]

3. Creepy looking woman.....

guess she's got some 'thing' about drapes or something...:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

6. she's got a lot of lint in her belly button.

Someone ought to tell her...

[RagingInMiami]

7. Where is a strong wind when you need one?

[Atlas Mugged]

8. Eh, give her some credit

It must've taken her at least an hour to make that outfit, and now the poor dear has to go buy a new top sheet.

[displacedtexan]

9. You're killing me!

I was thinking K-Mart sheer drapes ($8.95 per pair), but you win!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Redstone]

10. Has anyone ever explained to her the difference between

sexy and tacky?

I guess not. That outfit is not sexy at all. It's just vulgar.

Redstone

[displacedtexan]

11. Excellent point, Redstone!

Her posture is a dead giveaway.

[petronius]

14. But she wore the clear plastic heels!

Those are in all the sexy movies! (or so I've heard) :)

[Left Is Write]

12. I'll say this for her - she certainly knows how to generate publicity.

Two days ago, most people had never heard of her. Now she's genuinely famous!

And I still say it looks like she made her dress out of a roll of toilet paper.

[displacedtexan]

13. Yeah, but if she did this last year, to...

why didn't I know about her until today?

[LSK]

15. and how did she get invited to the Emmys?

[petronius]

16. I have no real need to know this, but is there such a thing

as a genital pasty?

[MrSlayer]

17. I like the dress but wish it was on someone else.

She's not horrible but she doesn't quite do it for me.

[zanne]

18. It looks like she went to a wedding shower...

And made a gown out of toilet paper.

[JVS]

19. Dunno & because sometimes things just work out nicely

[miss_kitty]

20. It's working

She's getting the attention she craves-this is at least thread #2 she's had dedicated to her awful clothing sense today on DU.

It could be the angle, but her legs look short.

[BikeWriter]

21. What happened to her clothing? The poor girl!

[Coventina]

22. It looks like a "Star Trek" outfit to me.

:shrug: