Actress Tess Smith....".HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEE"

[SoCalDem]

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Actress Tess Smith arrives for the 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday, Sept. 18, 2005, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello) Email Photo Print Photo

[Doctor_J]

1. Nice bumper sticker

the outfit is hideous

[underpants]

2. Not attractive in the least

I don't say that to be all DEM/Feminist friendly or any of that. I have seen that photo posted several times and the first time I saw it on Yahoo I thought the same thing-not attractive at all.

[Akoto]

3. It looks like someone TP'd her.

:rofl:

[sundog]

4. looks like something from guccione's caligula collection

all she needs is a sparkly headband

[Zuni]

26. ...

:rofl:

[bbernardini]

5. Who the hell is she?

I haven't a clue.

[SoCalDem]

9. That's why she wore that atrocity.. She's probably hoping

directors start asking about her..

They might:

"Hey, anyone remember that girl in the slutty outfit at the Emmys"?

[Blue_Tires]

33. i never heard of her either n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

6. what the fuck possessed this poor excuse for a woman?

:puke:

[CBGLuthier]

7. Screenwriter not actress

Although I can not find any credit for her whatsoever.

[peekaloo]

8. Oh come on. The designers only allot material commensurate to

the individual's talent.

[wildhorses]

10. I can't help it...

I feel sorry for her...

[LynneSin]

12. For what? This is what she wore last year

[wildhorses]

19. I could not get to this link

but, she is pitiful and where in the world is her Mama?

[leftofthedial]

11. the more I look at this photo

the less I see

[SoCalDem]

13. Check out this doozey from last year..Patricia Heaton

?ugh

[RebelOne]

14. Much better than this year's.

[Left Is Write]

15. Patricia Heaton is one of my least favorite actresses ever.

[bleedingheart]

34. hey...she was going with that Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors

theme....hahahahaha

[Coventina]

35. My eyes! AHHHHHH!!!

yeesh

[Dukkha]

36. is that a dress or a test pattern

she looks like Elton John threw up on her!

[Mike Daniels]

16. That should probably be "actress" Tess Smith

or "screenwriter" as someone else pointed her out as being seeing as no-one has been able to find so much as any type of credit under her name for one or the other.

[Taverner]

17. I guess I'm just a skank

I like it ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. TO-GA! TO-GA!

[Patiod]

20. She should be carrying cards for her Brazilian Wax Specialist

since she's promoting their service...

[miss_kitty]

21. Actually last big shindig she showed up at

she was similarlarly dressed and described as "Los Angeles Screenwriter..."



She wasn't in imdb then and she isn't now. I'm guessing she's 'Attention Whore Tess Smith'

[ContraBass Black]

25. Whoa.

That's a whole lot worse. I feel naked just looking at it.

The woman in the back is amusing.

[LaraMN]

22. Somewhere, they are seething with envy...

[redqueen]

23. What's the big frickin deal?

I think it looks cool.

[kick-ass-bob]

28. I just want someone to clear out that belly button lint.

:crazy:

[skygazer]

24. Who the hell is Tess Smith?

And why did she have to wear torn up sheets to the Emmys, poor thing?

[Ilsa]

27. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think she has the face or body or legs

to carry that off very well. I'm not saying I'm any more attractive, but I wouldn't wear that outfit.

[SoCalDem]

29. Mama? Well she's at the Stripper's Wax Museum

:)

[jpgray]

30. At the beach you can wear a lot less

It's not particularly dignified or classy, but the skin isn't bothersome.

[crispini]

32. At the beach, that would look appropriate.

Actually, that would make very nice beachwear.

At the Emmys ... not so much.

[Chovexani]

31. I just saw that on Go Fug Yourself

:rofl:

BTW, it's one of my favorite time-waster sites. Those ladies are an absolute scream.

http://www.gofugyourself.com

[miss_kitty]

38. That site is a hoot

I had to make myself leave. I think I just spent an hour over there!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[edbermac]

37. Amazing things they are doing with Saran Wrap these days...

[Dave Reynolds]

39. Good thing there was not a breeze,

or we would have been serenaded in the manner of blowing across a bottle.