No, No, NO - You HAVE To Have The STORY HOUSE!

[matcom]

Price: $135.00 US
s&s: $ 14.99 Available in 4 installments of $33.75



For the FIRST TIME EVER, watch and listen as every meticulously detailed room in this extraordinary Thomas Kinkade collectible story house comes to life with light and sound! Thomas Kinkade narrates the beloved "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" poem, and as the story progresses each room in this glorious snow-draped Victorian house fills with light, revealing handcrafted and hand-painted scenes and figurines! Look, there's Santa in the parlor, and his reindeer and sleigh are waiting on the roof!

You'll love watching the rapt expressions of your family and friends as they experience this exclusive limited-edition Thomas Kinkade collectible story house, "The Night Before Christmas," from Hawthorne Village. It's destined to become a treasured Christmas decoration, an heirloom to be enjoyed by generations of family gatherings. Strong demand is expected, order now!

[Patiod]

1. Kincaide posts - always good for bringing out the snark in DUers

Painter of Light, My Ass.

[miss_kitty]

2. 'Collectible'

there's a word that's been ruined by the Culture of the Craptacular.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I'm getting one!

And it has his voice! That will provide me with hours of, um, self-abuse time.

[nickgutierrez]

4. $135?

I could buy the same damn thing at Walgreens for the price of a pack of gum, with the added benefit of not having to hear Thomas Kinkade's damn voice.

[miss_kitty]

5. Kick

For the crap effect

[JVS]

6. What's with the porn-star mustache?

[jmowreader]

7. You don't think he got rich immediately by selling this crap, do you?

He had to start somewhere, and we all know that porn is a very lucrative source of income.

[tyedyeto]

8. I'd rather have the wreath

No houses for me.

:sarcasm:

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Thomas Kincade can SPEAK as well as PAINT?

*WOW* Am BESIDE myself with JOY and PEACE ON EARTH and GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN. :sarcasm:

Is this a David Winter cottage creation? Sure looks like one.

[Neshanic]

10. "T'was the night that I sold crap to millions out there..."

Get OUT of the house, there are two Santa's in the house!