I need advice

[johnnie]

But I don't know what for. :shrug:

[skygazer]

Eat more green leafy vegetables.

Brush your tongue.

[johnnie]

7. I could brush my tongue w/ the veggies

That would take care of both.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Good. Just remember, if it is bad,

it's your fault.

Good: God's doing.

:crazy:

[johnnie]

8. But it's so much easier blaming God

And if it's good, then I can pat myself on the back some more.

[kick-ass-bob]

9. but what about the footprints in the sand?

:shrug:

[johnnie]

10. That's the times...

...that God got called away from me and had to go bless people after they sneezed.

[trof]

2. floss

[swag]

3. "Stay outta churches, son.

And don't let a priest near ya when you're dyin'. All they got a key to is the shithouse."

[terrya]

4. Does it involve lunch?

:shrug:

[johnnie]

13. No, lunch has been had

And I'm not admitting to where I got "food" from.

[trof]

5. use sunscreen

[johnnie]

14. Ummm..I'm a musician

We don't leave the basement until it is dark outside. :hi:

[skygazer]

6. Never get involved with a land war in Asia

Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line.

[pepperlove]

11. Vote Democrat! n/t

[no name no slogan]

12. Don't trust whitey

[youthere]

15. Never fry bacon when you are naked.