Next Time I Catch A Fish I'm Gutting It With THIS!

[matcom]

Thomas Kinkade Fisherman's Paradise Collector Knife

Price: $39.90 US s&s: $ 5.95

Available for Express Ship
Available in 2 installments of $19.95


Now, for the first time ever, enjoy the artistry of Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light™, as it graces this handsome pocket knife! The 22K gold-plated handle features an idyllic riverside scene and detail of a leaping bass, while the stainless steel blade is accented by a replica of Mr. Kinkade's signature.

This exclusive limited-edition Thomas Kinkade collectible pocket knife from Hamilton Authenticated comes with a collector's storage box yours FREE! Experience the tranquil vision of this extraordinary collectible - order now!

[kick-ass-bob]

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[DS1]

2. Does it come with Outer Glow, White, 5 pixels in real life, too?

That'd be pretty amazing

[kick-ass-bob]

3. that's part of the holy aura.

it only shows up in the hands of the chosen ones...

[matcom]

4. YES!

:bounce:

[BikeWriter]

5. Shit, let's go kill something!

[MadHound]

6. As a serious knife enthusiast, let me tell you about those Kinkade blades

They're pieces of shit. Steel that is little better than potmetal, they don't hold an edge beyond one use.

Now if you want a quality fishing or work knife, get an Opinel<http://www.premiumhg.com/PHG_Store/Opinel_Traditional_French_Knives.html> Yes, they're French knives, but they have withstood the tests of time. And they don't call them the fisherman's friend for nothing.

[miss_kitty]

7. I bookmarked that page!

I want this!



Opinel OP10 Pruning Knife

Crafted without fancy materials high in the French Alps, this is a simple, beautiful, sharp, time tested knife design at incredible value. Originally created by Joseph Opinel in 1890, the modern knives' carbon steel blades are set in attractive beechwood handles. Features a strong stainless steel safety ring that keeps the knife blade locked while both open and closed. Measures 4 5/8 inch closed.

Suweet!

[nickgutierrez]

9. Now that...

...is a knife that looks like it can get some shit done. :o

[MadHound]

12. Oh it can get some shit done alright.

I carry an Opinel #8 around with me for a general purpose work knife, and have had the same one for ten years now. Long lasting, durable, well balanced, it is a great knife.

Of course it is French, so it some circles it is heresy to have one, but hey, I figure I'll let those fools buy a Kinkade or some other overpriced POS.:evilgrin:

[atomic-fly]

8. jeez...te

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. Nothing personal,

but I find it just a tiny bit disturbing that you know about these Kinkade blades.

Interesting, too.

[MadHound]

13. Yeah, I get that kind of response a lot.

It gets even worse when I explain how you can blow up a car with mothballs and scotch tape, then people really freak out. But hey, I'm not a violent man, one just never knows when such esoteric knowledge will come in handy:evilgrin:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. Nothing personal, Part Two

I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with you.

Some of my clients taught me some very interesting things. As the Tao says, "When the student is ready, the teacher will come."

[blindpig]

10. looks like Franklin Mint to me n/t

[bottomofthehill]

14. I wish I was smart enough to post pictures

http://web.archive.org/web/20041105005940/www.topguninc.com/as/store/commerce.cgi?page=knife.shtml

The Duke Cunningham "Buck Knife" complete with Congressional seal

[underpants]

16. Welcome to DU

right clink on the pic

highlight and then COPY the URL address in the big gray box thingy

right click and PASTE it into this here message box.

BTW that site doesn't let you copy a pic from it.

[gratuitous]

17. Not me, I'm using the sword of Chang

As soon as Jebbie and his buddies are done crossing their swords, that is.

But first, the jumbo economy size disinfectant.

[evlbstrd]

18. Gut Kinkade instead.

That hack is wealthy enough without pushing this crap.