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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:10 PM
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Strange accounting job description online
This is an employment agency advertising for an accounting job...I'm not sure if its the law firm or the agency that has the sense of humor, but I'm somewhat qualified for it other than not having a CPA. I just post it as strange because you don't get a lot of humor in the accounting field

For those of you who follow our job listings with the white hot intensity of a Pamela Anderson discovering a new rock star she hasn't been with yet, I give you this excellent growth oriented opportunity. Our client is to the law profession what Roger Clemens is to baseball...a legend! They've been on the cutting edge of success and have more high octane connections than the Board of Directors at Halliburton. Our client wants someone with great style, integrity and a resume that would even impress Adrian Monk. You will supervise A/R, A/P and the payroll staff as well as handling billables and general accounting, budgets, reporting...the works. A CPA is preferred but not required as is experience working for a company that does billable hours. If this works for you and you have excellent references, education and have the ability to walk on water while whistling the theme song to Hawaii 5-0...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:23 PM
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1. Okay they are either overly creative
or they are trying desperately to impress with what they think are cool pop culture references.

I would guess the latter.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:27 PM
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2. i checked out their website
and, the guy that runs the agency is a retired comedian.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:36 PM
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3. SHECKY!?!??!
(insert image of guy in bad plaid jacket)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 03:36 PM
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4. SHECKY!?!??!
(insert image of guy in bad plaid jacket)
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 04:11 PM
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5. well, he doesn't specialize in accounting
i think he does all sorts of jobs...

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