Dearly beloved,

[Dave Reynolds]

we are gathered here today into this thing called life.
Electric word, life, it means forever, and that's a mighty long time.

But I'm here to tell U, there's something else: the afterworld.
A world of neverending happiness, U can always see the sun, day or night.

So when U call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, U know the one:
Dr. Everything-Gonna-Be-All-Right,
Instead of asking how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby!

Cuz in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld.
This life you're on your own!