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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 05:28 PM
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Help! I have a question to all DUers that have contacts with children!!!
Have you ever seen a child begin, what appears to be, shivering with a wild looking in their eyes and an evil grin on their face? Because she only does it to Doritos or something that makes her REALLY fucking happy, but I was just putting a diaper on her and she gave me the wide eyed, full bared teeth grin and cackled like a psychopath. So, did I father the spawn of Satan? And, if so, how many brownie points does it give me? :evilgrin:
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 05:31 PM
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1. It sounds like you're gonna have one fun kid on your hands.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 05:34 PM
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2. Yes, I have a child like that
and he is the spawn of Satan.

I am the Antichrist.
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 05:42 PM
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5. How old? 19 months here.
We should get a marriage going between the two so they can breed more evil, librul dogma into world. :rofl: Kidding, of course.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 05:36 PM
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3. Parenthood: NOT for the faint-hearted
Honey, you're on the ride of your Life!

Good luck and have fun! :toast:

~Shine
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 05:41 PM
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4. Oh I know and I've enjoyed every lovin' minute.
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