Is God dead, or just impotent?

[Guaranteed]

Poll question: Is God dead, or just impotent?

Or neither?

Imagine if God was omniscient, but just didn't have any hands or will or something.

[Parche]

1. GOD

He is very impotent, probably the most impotent being in the
Universe

[China_cat]

2. Try just not there.

[Initech]

3. Exactly.

If God were in charge, he wouldnt let those demon spawn of Satan like O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter, and Savage preaching evil shit in his name on the radio 24 / 7. Really, Satan is in charge right now.

[Guaranteed]

5. Awww come on....

If there weren't fascists around, the intelligent people wouldn't have anyone to compare themselves against and make fun of.

[Initech]

10. Excellent point!

[Doctor_J]

4. I don't know any more

He had a perfect chance to toss a lightning bolt in Smirk's general direction while * was using the NOLA carnage for a campaign speech. So maybe he's gone.

[Guaranteed]

6. You heard about Rita, right? nt

[Doctor_J]

7. Yes, but hell is being unleashed again on innocent bystanders

while Smirk plans his next vacation.

[lockdown]

8. Stoned

And lazy is my guess. Probably busy day too, being God.

[Guaranteed]

9. There is a lot going on, admittedly. nt

[lockdown]

12. Good job he wasn't here earlier,

bet he would've cringed if he'd seen all the shit here today!

Not the only one neither. Who wouldn't! :puke:

Funny though. ;)

[arwalden]

11. Deities Are Myths

I think the myth of "God" is slowly dying. Thankfully.

[LostInAnomie]

13. Ironically, he died of priapism.

Kinda gross really.