Ann Coulter Action Figure

[philarq]

$29.99

http://www.stupid.com/stat/COUL.html

Meet the most Right-Wing doll ever made -- just press her belly, and listen to Ann Coulter spout her own special brand of anti-liberal opinions.

You'll hear Ann's own voice attack everyone from swing voters to the Hollywood elite.  All in all, Ann says 14 different Conservative comments. 

The Ann Coulter Action figure stands a statuesque 12 inches high, and sports a black jacket with velvet collar and a very short skirt. Her head is crested with flowing locks of blonde hair and her feet sport stiletto high-heel shoes.

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1. I can see it now

(actually the thought makes me ill!)

All the little Freeper males blowing more than one kind of wad on that doll. How sad...how pathetic...how alike they all are. I hope the doll is water proof--or something like it.

[cssmall]

2. Does it have a dick?

And, Adam's Apple? Just want to know if it's correct and all.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. is the body made of pipe cleaners?

[SIU_Blue]

4. Anyone up for a...

G.I. Joe style melting over a fire?

[Shine]

5. Scary. Truly.

Some people will buy ANYthing.
:shrug:

[richmwill]

6. Is it safe to melt an action figure in the microwave?

Just asking- ;)

[NMMNG]

7. Perfect, I've been looking for a Voodoo doll!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

8. I'm suddenly reminded of the Barbie-barbecue in the video

for Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun".

[Dukkha]

9. This is the new more accurate Coulter doll