I'm running for ASB President of my class

[CalebHayes]

Any tips? I'm doing my speech tomorrow. It can't be changed because I have already submited it. The election is in a week.

Here is the speech:

What’s up ******* High? Hi, my name is Caleb Hayes.

I’m sure you have a dream, we all do. Your dream may be having Beonsay and/or Brad Pitt in a Jacuzzi in the Bahamas. If that is your dream.... we do not share the same dream. However, if it involves Mariachi bands, unicorns, lil’ John, Professional foreign fighters and water skiing squirrels you’re a little closer. But really, I want to be your class president. Really. A lot. More than Ralph Nader, and he like really wanted it.

In conclusion, I have been to the top of the mountain. It is good. There is cheesecake... mmmm.... cheesecake. Oh... so... Vote for me, Caleb Hayes because I’m kind of a big deal. I’m Caleb Hayes, stay classy ******** High.

Caleb Hayes, candidate for President of sophomore class.


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What do you think? Any tips?

[enigmatic]

1. WCGreen or Wetzel might

Both have or are running for office; I think Chris is still up. Good luck, by the way:)