KitchenWitch is THE SHIT!

[fleabert]

:popcorn:

continue please!

[Tafiti]

1. What the hell are you talking about?

:yoiks:

[fleabert]

3. If you don't know, then I am not going to tell you, everyone here

knows, if you don't, then you aren't a real DU'er...

[Tafiti]

8. Ah hell.

First of all, I really like KitchenWitch, and I can't believe you'd insult her like that for no reason.

Secondly, how was I supposed to know, am I supposed to just catch your brainwaves through a computer screen? Huh?

[KitchenWitch]

9. telekinesis flunky!

[fleabert]

16. yeah, I mean, really!

as if!

[KitchenWitch]

2. More popcorn please!

:hi:

[fleabert]

4. butter me up and maybe I will...

pun SO intended.

[KitchenWitch]

5. lightly salted or unsalted?

[fleabert]

6. might as well give me a salt lick.

I have low blood pressure, and I can eat as much as I want! go ahead, be jealous.

:popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

7. I also have low blood pressure

I sometimes faint when I stand up.

[fleabert]

12. me too!

great, ain't it?

once, at Walgreen's it was so low, it scared me. I called a friend who's a nurse, and she didn't believe me. I did it again, the same result. She told me I had the bp of an infant. :-)

[KitchenWitch]

15. I like everything except the fainting.

I can do without that...

It is nice to be able to eat salt without restriction.

[fleabert]

18. plus we live longer!

I haven't fainted in awhile, but I get the fuzzies often.

[KitchenWitch]

21. Well my low BP is secondary to nerve damage from radiation

I will likely die fairly young (in my 60s) I had cancer in my early 20s so I have some long term effects...

I know, too much information.

[fleabert]

24. :GULP:

Well, now I feel like the opposite of The Shit.

:blush:

Sorry bout all that, perhaps the low bp will extend your time here, I know I hope you are around for a long ass time. :-) :hug:

congrats on beating cancer, too many don't.

[KitchenWitch]

30. thanks

Don't feel bad...I do know that within 10 years I will need new heart valves...I am not afraid, I have faced major surgery.

I plan on being around for a long time...I want to see my children's children.

[enigmatic]

10. The Shit is so negative

I'm leaving DU because you'd use it, you, you, moron!!!

By the way, that's how you spell it, don't ya know...:)

[fleabert]

13. no problemo buddy!

anyone who would respond in such a fashion doesn't belong here anyway, don't you have the DU dictionary and reference manual for inside jokes?

[enigmatic]

19. I had to sell it

to pay for my Alan Alda is THE SHIT fan club dues:)

[fleabert]

22. tell me you read the 'no problemo' flame war!

omg. I am off to search. it was awesome.

[enigmatic]

26. No!

Lay it on me; I gots to see it..

[fleabert]

29. ah, here it is!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1791238&mesg_id=1791374

this is the first pissed off post

check out the reply to to see what pissed them off. I so don't get it. My dh is first generation Mexican American, and he is fluent in Spanish and English. He thought this was ridiculous! he laughed.

I think one of the deleted responses was the pissed poster, even more pissed. I should have saved it.

[fleabert]

43. omg. this is the translation I got online for: Por favor, quita el palillo

en su asno (the last response to this persons pissing and moaning)

"Please, it removes the toothpick in its burro."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tafiti]

55. HAHA!

You know what he's trying to say, but...

Was that on purpose, or tongue-in-cheek? That had to piss that guy off even more. :rofl:

[fleabert]

57. I am going to ask the dh tomorrow, I wonder if the translator just

refused to say 'ass'!

I like it better as 'burro'... sooooo fucking funny!

[Tafiti]

62. I wish I remembered.

It's pathetic really - curse words are essential to learning a new language.

I took 4 years of HS spanish, it was my college minor, and I lived in Madrid for 6 months.

Oh well, I'm still THE SHIT.

[fleabert]

63. Yo me amo Madrid!

edit: I am not going to change it...:rofl: I love myself Madrid!

I think that means I love Madrid. I spent a little time there, like a few days, but the dh was there for several weeks in 2002 for work. I adored Spain!

we also had an exchange student with us for a month this summer (english immersion program) from Malaga. Fun!

[Tafiti]

66. I miss it all the time.

I'll get back there someday. Got to. I absolutely loved it there.

Funny, I was there January - June of 2002!

[fleabert]

68. he was there March and April- I flew out on March 11 2002

six month anniversary of 9-11, many people thought I would die. for real. only the republicans i knew thought that though.

we may have eaten in the same restaurant or been at the Prado at the same time!

(dh actually ran into a former employee at the prado, weird as shit. she was there as an exchange student, her mom was visiting so they went to the museum. We were walking along and hear his name hollered out. Very strange feeling...)

speaking of...
http://museoprado.mcu.es/home.html

[Tafiti]

70. Yep, I was there.

we may have eaten in the same restaurant or been at the Prado at the same time!

How right you are. Especially since I took two art classes that semester, one was "Greco, Velazquez y Goya", a class that was conducted at El Prado! When we studied the art of that period, we studied the actualart. I also took a "Pintores Del Siglo Veinte" at the Reina Sofia, and got to see all of Dali and Picasso stuff. It was fucking awesome. So yeah, I spent more time there than the average visitor.

[fleabert]

71. omg.

Is the reina sofia the museum of modern art in the square by the train station?

we stayed at a hostel there for kicks one night and blazed thru the museum (we were catching a train to Toledo) and vaguely remember a Picasso exhibit that we missed for some reason that is fuzzy right now...

[Tafiti]

72. Yes, right by a train station.

It's because a lot of his famous stuff was taken for a special traveling Dali exhibition around the world. In fact, I believe it was in the U.S. at the time.

Crazy!

[fleabert]

73. it's a very very very small world! nt

[6th Borough]

74. Yo miro tu madre en el bano con los perros.

e tu?

[fleabert]

75. no...I am not into that...

I look at your mother in the bano with the dogs.

http://ets.freetranslation.com/
can't even get 'bathroom' to come up on the free translator! lol

[enigmatic]

48. Oh boy.....

I lived in Phoenix for most of the 90's; all my Mexican friends there said it all the time during their convos w/ me and each other.

Spanglish there is a 3rd language; I love to hear the mix of spanish and english in a conversation...

And yeah, that was ridiculous:)

[fleabert]

60. I concur my late night buddy!

how are you, friend?

[enigmatic]

67. I'm good!

Finally managed to snag a Zeinith Transoceanic off ebay, and it sits in my recording studio/station room in a prized slot on the desk:)

Life is very, very good for me right now; I'm very lucky.

I'm goig to put the show on auto-pilot and crawl into bed w/ Mrs E; goodnight!

:hug:

[fleabert]

69. sweet dreams!

:hug:

[Tafiti]

51. Thanks for that fleabert!

Another instant classic.

You're the shit, you know that?

[fleabert]

53. tell me more, muffin...

[Tafiti]

64. Oh quit fishing for compliments.

I've already given you the ultimate compliment, multiple times.

What do I need to do, start another thread?

[fleabert]

65. maybe a poll?

[fleabert]

44. didja see it? nt

[Tafiti]

32. Ooo, this sounds good.

I haven't seen it either. :popcorn:

[Tafiti]

20. Ack!

Am I supposed to be in some club to be able to get that? I don't even know what I misspelled, asshole.

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. Don't you mean the shiz-nit?

Come on, get with the program!

[Tafiti]

14. Look who's talking!

It's the shiz-it! Dumbass!

[fleabert]

17. have you heard of google?

use it sometime.

don't jump all over my friends. we pm all the time and you can't just jump into any thread you want and respond in any fashion you like. who do you think you are?

;-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

25. Yeah, I've heard of Google

I use it often. I googled you and found "elitist clique member". Why do you brag about the number of friends you have and how often you PM? does that make you feel important?

[fleabert]

31. THERE IS NO CLIQUE IN THE LOUNGE!

I don't need anything or anyone to make me feel important, I simply am. :-)

you don't know me! don't jump to any conclusions about who I am IRL, as if!

[Tafiti]

33. OK, this may be a little off the subject, but...

...can we start a thread called "KitchenWitch is A DICKWEED" now?

I mean, it's the same goddamn thing is saying she's THE SHIT, so quit shoving your Orwellian word meanings down my throat you fascist!

[fleabert]

36. rofl!

:rofl:

best one yet! I forgot about this tangent!

[Not_Giving_Up]

34. I didn't jump to conclusions!

You were the one bragging out your friends and PMs. You are important in your own mind? That makes sense!

[fleabert]

38. I wasn't bragging! I was defending someone you blatantly attacked!

at least now you have been deflected and are attacking me, my plan succeeded! you are too easy to manipulate!

bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! FOOL!

[Not_Giving_Up]

41. I have not been deflected!

My powers are stronger than yours!

[bridgit]

27. bwahaha...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=send_mesg&u_id=159093 use it more often :rofl:

[bridgit]

28. dupe dupe dupe = bwahaha...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=send_mesg&u_id=159093 use it more often :rofl:

[Not_Giving_Up]

23. Well, fuck me running!

Just because I don't know proper Snoop dogg speak, I'm a dumbass! Imagine THAT irony!

[fleabert]

42. okay, when and where should we meet?

I just want to see the subject lines in the thread 'preview' area...

:rofl:

I could be an 11 year old boy instead of a 32 year old woman, sheesh, the things that make me laugh!

[Not_Giving_Up]

45. Not even on your birthday!

Yeah, as a 32 year old woman, I feel slightly ridiculous.

[fleabert]

46. :smooches:

me too.

I love it.

and we have something else in common...

[Not_Giving_Up]

47. That's funny!

I'll be 33 next week...whoop de doo. Where in TX are you?

[fleabert]

49. :-(

I moved to CA about 1.5 years ago, from Austin. But I have lived and have family all over TX. I grew up in SA.

I just turned 32, we are but a year and a few weeks apart! Happy early Birthday!

[Not_Giving_Up]

50. I was born in East Texas

Lived outside of Houston most of my life. Spent three years in the Carolinas, then had to come home.

Thanks! No telling where I'll be on my birthday if Rita doesn't turn!

[fleabert]

52. stay safe, please.

I have lots and lots of family all over, as I said, and no matter where it hits in TX, someone I love will probably be affected.

(not that I only love those I am related to or know personally, you know, but it feels different when you do, not less painful, just different)

I have spent all but one year of the last 8 away from TX, in NY, OH, KY, and CA. It's hard.

[Not_Giving_Up]

54. We will

We're heading out of state...got reservations, got a plan. I'm just hoping it turns.

[fleabert]

56. please try and stay in touch with DU, so no one has to worry about you

I know if it gets nuts, it'll be hard to get online, but your DU family will worry, for sure. :fingerscrossed: that it won't be as bad as it looks, and that it hits hardest in unpopulated areas...

[Not_Giving_Up]

58. I have KW's cell #

liberallady and I live in the same trailer park, but she's getting out too, in a different direction. I've got VelmaD's number somewhere.

[fleabert]

59. good good good!

if you need supplies from CA, send me word!

[Not_Giving_Up]

61. We should be OK

I'm purifying water, we'll have 11 gallons with us, getting the laundry done so I can pack appropriate clothing, etc. I still want this damn thing to just turn!!!!!!!

Don't worry, someone from DU will be able to post that they've heard from me.

[fleabert]

35. you know, I was really hoping for someone to be nice enough to say

that

I

am THE SHIT...



And then the thred could go on like that for days, a chain of THE SHIT, going on and on, until it was locked.

It is sad sometimes when your baby threads turn out differently than you hoped. What they grow into is nice too (as this one is) but if only they had realized their full potential.

:sigh:

I must be tired, to wax mournful about a fucking joke thread!

[KitchenWitch]

37. Why do you hate Amurkkka?

[fleabert]

39. i so rarely laugh out loud to threads...

but you are on a fucking roll this morning!

:rofl:

It's hard werk, you know...

[KitchenWitch]

40. What can I say,

I am on tonight!

[Left Is Write]

76. Works for me.