Prime Rib

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is a rib that can only be divided by one and itself.


Schroedinger's Cat and Pavlov's dog walk into a bar. Pavlov's dog says, "Did you hear that bell?" The cat says, "What bell?"

A Mom says to her daughter, "Mary, how did your final exam go today?" Mary replies, "Not good mom, Principal Heidegger was observing the class so the test kept changing before I could answer."

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1. Descartes walks into a bar

the bartender asks him "Renee, the usual"? He replies "I think not," then disappears.

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2. That's nice

but I wrote mine