WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

[buff2]

Today a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the
little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants
from your Mom before he goes to work.

Suddenly, a little girl at the
back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!

[jus_the_facts]

1. Very cute....

:D

[datasuspect]

2. like whiskey, cigarettes, and crack cocaine

[Left_Winger]

3. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[matcom]

4. like the guy before i pulled $50 out of my wallet

x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Ashes, pits of ashes, ashes and screams, ashes and moaning.

[matcom]

6. mmmm "moaning"

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Hello, Grief Bird.

What's happenin'?

[matcom]

8. "Grief Bird"?

that is

GRIEF BIRDY

to YOU :grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Eyes with a vision of torture, frightened with a vision of death.

I'm coming down.

[matcom]

10. do it

i just 'spritzed' :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Rameses II is dead, my love.

:cry:

[matcom]

13. nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo

say it ain't so Joe! say it ain't SO! :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. You're a slum goddess from the Lower East Side.

[matcom]

15. your just upset because i wouldn't have the abortion

x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.

There is no parking in the white zone.

[matcom]

17. It's really the only sensible thing to do,...

...if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Surely you can't be serious.

[matcom]

i AM serious and...

don't call me a slut

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing sniffa.

[matcom]

23. there is NEVER a bad week

to stop sniffing sniffa

just ask kick-ass-bob

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Has kick-ass-bob ever been in a Turkish prison?

[matcom]

26. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked...

in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

[Dave Reynolds]

11. Once, when I was really drunk,

it tasted like poo.

But then I realized that I was not really by her face at all.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Okay....everybody, and I do mean EVERYBODY,

get your filthy minds out of the gutter!

Kisses are the source of life and love...they are sweeter than wine (or so the song says)...they are magical and intoxicating...

You taste your beloved in a kiss....and how good and sweet is that?

:*

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. My beloved tastes of ginger.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. ROFLMAO!

Whatever floats your boat, baby......

:rofl:

[matcom]

21. a little like Tuna

oh wait, that's different

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. And the same ROFLMAO for you......

:rofl:

[matcom]

28. it does NOT look like a TACO

so STOP saying that!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Me? Taco? I did NOT say that........

Where? WHERE?

[matcom]

31. here

It Does NOT Look Like a Taco!

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. No. Gyros look nothing like tacos.