What name should they call the next Hurricane?

[Deja Q]

I'd go for "Gracie" or "Condoleeza", myself. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

1. I think "Oh, Shit" would work well.

[bigwillq]

2. It'll begin with a 'S' (nt)

[Left Is Write]

4. Hurricane Shithead?

[Orsino]

5. "Stop Picking On Us, Please" n/t

[bigwillq]

6. Or

"Save our Souls"

[ismnotwasm]

3. Pick a member of the bush family or government

george, neil, jeb, barbara, laura, dick ----plenty of names to choose from
On second thought--- with apologies to any who happens to share those names to be clearer, use the last names of the most heinous Republicans on the planet, bush, cheney, roberts- anyone can increase the list. Maybe every hurricane should be named bush, since the damage they cause rivals what that POS has done to the country.

[Fox Mulder]

7. Hurricane Coulter.

Or, since it'll start with "S", how about Hurricane Sleaze?

[XemaSab]

8. Bu$$$$h

n/t

[RevCheesehead]

9. Scalia.

[redwitch]

10. I vote for Satan

Enough hurricanes already, we can't take it anymore. :scared:

[ZombieNixon]

11. According to Wikipedia

it should be "Stan." Relax! I'm sure it's a typo; they must mean "Satan."

After that: Tammy, Vince, Wilma, then it's on the Greek letters.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Here's an oddity between the Atlantic names and the Pacific names...

the Pacific gets more...they use the last three letters!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4042003

[huskerlaw]

13. Sonofabitch

That's pretty fitting, I think.

[Sanity Claws]

14. Apocalypse

Yeah, I think that would be a fitting name for a Cat 5.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Schmoopie

Maybe it'll have a calming effect. I can't see headlines in my head of a Hurricane Schmoopie doing much damage.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Turdblossom