Denise

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: Denise

[Left Is Write]

1. "Oh, Denise, shoo-be-doo, I'm in love with you, Denise, shoo-be-doo..."

Now I'll have that stuck in my head all evening. ;)

[RetroLounge]

2. Seeing how my ex-wife was named Denise

I would suggest running like hell...

RL

[ZombieNixon]

3. Who's Denise?

For that matter, who the hell are you? And why should I care?

:hide:

Oh, yeah, I think you should ask her out.

[XemaSab]

4. She'll probably say no

and then tell you that you have the worst Bay Area accent she's ever heard and bag on your birding skills to cap it off.

[Laelth]

5. 3 billion

That's the number of women on the planet, most of whom are lonely. Give it a shot. What can it hurt, really?

:toast:

-Laelth

[ghostsofgiants]

6. ...

"Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby."