What would happen if Larry King's suspenders suddenly collapsed?

[libnnc]

Would his shoulders fold into his head? Just wondering...:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

1. He would completely implode.

[KyndCulture]

2. He'd look just like this guy...

from beetlejuice



:hi: Hey Libby!

[libnnc]

11. hey Kynd!!

you're so right!! :hi:

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3. His face would melt off

ew.

[jane_pippin]

4. His shoulder hump would finally break free and merge with his head,

and wriggle it's way through his ear becoming a parasite in his brain, creating the terrifying and powerful King Larry King, who renders his enemies deaf with his booming war cry, "LONI ANDERSON--FOR THE HOURA!"

Also, he inexplicably becomes 300 feet tall.

[Graf Orlok]

5. His head would roll off his shoulders?

:shrug:

[ConcernedCanuk]

6. "Ripplegate"

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:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

7. Maybe He Could Sit Up Straight In His Chair...

... and quit hunching down over the microphone.

[UrbScotty]

8. Talk about one hell of a wardrobe malfunction. (nt)

[ConcernedCanuk]

9. That was "Nipplegate" silly!

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:silly:

[Dastard Stepchild]

10. He would instantaneously expel all of his hot air...

instead of the slow leak that is his TV show.