"I guess I picked the wrong week to quit smoking"

[Armstead]

Lloyd Bridges

[CatholicEdHead]

1. I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[mr_hat]

2. I guess I picked the wrong week to give up methamphetemines.

[alittlelark]

3. I guess I picked the wrong week to quit drinking....

[TahitiNut]

4. I guess I picked the wrong week to read the General Discussion Forum.

Some people think it's The Lounge, I guess. :eyes:

[Botany]

5. I guess the Academy picked the wrong person to give the oscar to.

Lloyd Bridges :yourock:


"Surely you are Joking."

"I am not joking and don't call me surely."


"Joey have you ever seen a grown man naked?"


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes

a whole page of quotes!

[sweetheart]

6. "Are they within radar range?"

Important politicians want to know.

[Dr.Phool]

7. I guess I picked the wrong week to order a round of 'Rita's

[BlueEyedSon]

8. And the wrong week to give up porn!

[kstewart33]

22. Blueeyd, I have a frank comment

Every time I see your eye signature icon(?), it reminds me of a slasher movie. Geez, that's creepy.

[Thtwudbeme]

9. You aren't a co-pilot! You're Kareem Abdul Jamaar!

Love that movie!

[LSK]

10. I guess I picked the wrong week to think it was safe to come out again

[TroubleMan]

11. Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

nt.

[sweetheart]

12. surely you must be joking

eom

[CatholicEdHead]

14. I am serious

and don't call me shirley. :p

[Evergreen Emerald]

13. edited--cause you beat me to it!

[KitchenWitch]

15. Roger, Roger!

What's the vector, Victor?

[CatholicEdHead]

16. Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo

[TroubleMan]

17. Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than

riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[susanna]

18. That one guy was hilarious...don't remember his name

"Well, I can make a hat, or a teradactyl."

"...and Leon's getting laaaaarger."

"Penney's is having a sale!"

[CatholicEdHead]

19. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film

[Dukkha]

20. "NO...That's just what they'll be expecting us to do"

[CatholicEdHead]

21. Your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious

Just like Gerald Ford

Edit: Here is the entire script
http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm

[baldguy]

23. Oh, stewardess? I speak jive!

[susanna]

24. One of the best moments on film...

...that movie still cracks me up! :-)