So I posted the "Bush Booze Crisis" story on FR...

[benburch]

And it lasted almost 30 seconds!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Archae]

1. What Bush Booze Crisis?

Details?

[norml]

2. His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George." (BUSH'S BOOZE CRISIS)

BUSH'S BOOZE CRISIS

By JENNIFER LUCE and DON GENTILE



Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.

Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.

Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.

His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."

Following the shocking incident, disclosed here for the first time, Laura privately warned her husband against "falling off the wagon" and vowed to travel with him more often so that she can keep an eye on Dubya, the sources add.


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http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63426

[KyndCulture]

3. WHAT? they don't believe?

hahahaha that's great... that's 28 sec longer than I thought it would last.

[progressoid]

4. Finally, a post that made me giggle today.

[tyedyeto]

5. 30 seconds? I surprised it lasted that long

:rofl:

[ismnotwasm]

6. Snort

:rofl: God, that's funny.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Tom Kitten]

8. pay no attention

to the man behind the curtain!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[benburch]

9. Obviously, they have a different definition of "Free"

than we do...

[wakeme2008]

10. But did the can your handle too

and if so how many have you had :)

[benburch]

11. Of course they did.

Only the second time I ever posted there... Both handles trashed instantly!

[norml]

12. You can get away with posting such things, if you put "Barf Alert" after

whatever you post.

I do it all the time.

They'll never ban me.

They are clueless.

[norml]

13. Also you should post for at least a few weeks before starting a thread.

It's less suspicious that way.

[Beausoir]

14. Too bad it has lasted here at DU all day.

What a worthless pursuit.

[mykpart]

15. Aw, c'mon, they couldn't have read it in 30 seconds!

[Democrats_win]

16. I thought fascist xtians liked to judge people. Why don't they judge him?

Oh, but that's the log in their own eye that they refuse to see.