JetBlue says "Suck candy while flying."

[Floogeldy]

http://www.jetblue.com/travelinfo/health/index.html

[Heidi]

1. Does impending tooth decay take one's mind off of

emergency landings? :shrug:

[Floogeldy]

3. Perhaps

I think jetBlue is giving some bad advice. Can you imagine how many people could have choked on a piece of candy when that front gear started slicing the runway in half today?

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. ALL those recommendations are good ones, my dear Floog..

All of them...

I sense some hostility on your part towards them...am I right?

Don't make me spank you! :spank:

[Floogeldy]

4. I see I'm going to have to send you a sack.

:spank:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I wondered if you'd respond........

I'm glad to see you .....spanking me.......

Love the candy!


:loveya:

[Heidi]

6. Speaking of suckables . . .

I was in a daylong meeting yesterday, and a nice, older Swiss woman remarked to me that she heard about a guy who recently died of an overdose of Riccola cough-drops. (This is not a joke, I promise.)

I said, "You've gotta be kidding."

To which she responded, "Well, you know, Americans are all a little bit crazy." :eyes:

[Floogeldy]

7. Ha ha.

Weird.

[Heidi]

8. People here almost always forget

that I'm one of those "crazy" Americans. :eyes:

[nickgutierrez]

9. Well, I mean...

...it's true, isn't it?

:hide:

[Heidi]

10. Hmmmm.

Depends on what you mean by "crazy." No, I don't think most Americans are crazy in a way that causes them to overdose on Riccola cough-drops.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Yes, but suck it quietly. Nothing worse than listening to one of you

open-mouthed illiterate slobs while you suck down a lifesaver or lemon drop or whatever. I especially hate listening to you cultureless asses suck the spittle around your candy nice and loud for everyone to hear.

Close your goddamn mouth and eat quietly, and show some consideration for once for the people around you, you shitbrained toad, you boor, you etiquetteless waste of human flesh.

And turn your goddamn headphones down, too.

[DS1]

12. If only I had a universal movie screenshot generator

in this post I would put the Arnold breaks skull of dude sitting next to him on plane scene in Commando.

*sigh* Hurry up, lousy internet.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Hee hee hee

titter titter

:rofl:

[Hugin]

13. I, for one, am delighted by the outcome of last night's incident.

YAY!

A bit of good news through the gloom.

*whew*