Ok. She is DEFINITELY my FAVORITE 'Desperate Housewife'

[matcom]

:wow:

[NewJeffCT]

1. In the immortal words of Cliff Clavin

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

[RetroLounge]

23. Unless my dog was named Crackers...

just saying...

RL

[WCGreen]

2. She sure looks desperate there.....

For attention....

[Darth_Kitten]

17. LOL......exactly!!

:rofl:

My fav housewife is Felicity Hoffman. She can act. :)

[Shell Beau]

3. And what about Teri Hatcher?

I do think Eva is prettier though!

[Doctor_J]

14. Oh, God yes.

15 min till I leave for work. Thanks for that. What a woman. And she has said that no one was calling her for dates after her divorce. Would it be wrong for me to date a woman with whom I've spent so much quality internet time?

[Shell Beau]

20. I don't see how anyone could find something wrong with that!

:)

[WCGreen]

22. We KNow for sure she has nipples....

[petronius]

24. I wouldn't mention the 'quality internet time' on the first date

It could be a dealbreaker...

[Doctor_J]

27. Thanks, you're probably right - comment on my pitch to Teri

That'll be my secret - and my DU friends'.

I'm trying to snag a date with a personal ad - what do you think of this:

50-ish, average-income, Walter Matthau lookalike, slight pot belly, seeks rich, beautiful, shapely, talented movie/TV star for torrid romance. Will expect sex by 2nd date.

[petronius]

29. A Matthau lookalike really shouldn't have to wait until the second date

Why play hard to get?

[DS1]

4. Hey lady, NICE

airbrush

[matcom]

9. i will stab you in the eye

x(

[redqueen]

10. hehehe... 100% fantasy

Most find reality nowhere near as fun to oogle. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

5. like this was a shock.

:P

[underpants]

6. What happened to Brenda Strong's character?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Funny, I would have thought you would say

Mrs. Matcom.


:hide:

[Meatwad]

8. ...

:wow:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Is that Rachel Ray?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

12. YES!

showing a little of her EVOO :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. You mean,

EVÒÓ

[Darth_Kitten]

15. ick.......

she's rather full of herself,and she can barely act. :puke:

[matcom]

16. she acts?

:shrug:

[Darth_Kitten]

19. No, barely acts.

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

18. she's the one full of herself? Teri Hatcher was the one

that didn't want to take a picture with the Emmy winner.

[Darth_Kitten]

21. If I were full of myself I would want to be photographed next to the...

Emmy winner. :)

Teri is also full of herself.

Felicity rocks. :)

[Divameow77]

25. I find Bree

really entertaining, and Marcia Cross does a wonderful job in that role too

[Doctor_J]

28. except for the hair

I just saw her in something else where her hair was a more natural color and she was really hot.

[trag]

26. Stunning!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

[edbermac]

30. My favorite Desperate Housewife? Laura Bush of course!

She said so herself at the White House Correspondents Dinner...

I said to him the other day, "George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later."

I am married to the president of the United States, and here's our typical evening: Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I'm watching Desperate Housewives— with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife. I mean, if those women on that show think they're desperate, they oughta be with George.

One night, after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice, Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendale's. I wouldn't even mention it except Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service codename is now "Dollar Bill."

But George and I are complete opposites — I'm quiet, he's talkative, I'm introverted, he's extroverted, I can pronounce nuclear —



I'm sure she was joking when she made these comments...a little...