The Lounge only has room for 12. Some of you will have to be killed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm sorry, but it's just plain unsafe to have more than 12 people in the Lounge due to it not being large enough; so, to ensure the safety of everyone, and not to violate fire laws, we need to kill a bunch of you. Thank you for your understanding. I'm sure that you, like us, understand that safety must be our highest, and first, priority. Don't want anyone getting hurt!

[TK421]

1. Shit...I suppose drawing straws is out,huh?

[wildhorses]

11. WOW

I think I just slid in...

[TK421]

18. Welcome! Please try to stay safe

:toast:

[wildhorses]

28. thanks, and I will

cos I realize that all is fair in love and war:toast:
stay safe yourself and maybe I will see ya back at the ranch

[XemaSab]

2. Speak for yourself;

at least MY name doesn't sound like the noise a horny penguin makes. :grr:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

35. No, your name sounds like something a horny impotent Republican would take

Just change that "S" to a "T" and you've got Xematab, a 24 hour erectile dysfunction treatment. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

44. Don't get hurt now!

I'll peck you!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. Today, I've had a thread locked, another "disappeared," and now death.

I knew I should have stayed on BradyBunch.com with my real friends. They were the only people who really understood me.

[FuzzySlippers]

4. That's kinda harsh, dude.

Can't I just leave?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. No, that wouldn't be safe!

[northzax]

5. well I'm sorry to inform you

that we have decided to do it in order of registration date. therefore, you didn't make the cut. cheerio. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Make me .............

[underpants]

8. #8 !!!!

Ha! I'm in!!!

[youthere]

9. #9!!

ha ha suckers!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Room for three more!

who's it gonna be?

[RevCheesehead]

15. 12 is my lucky number.

Am I in? :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Sorry, missed it by one.

You were number 13, and part of what we're calling the "overflow", which we are now starting to "siphon off" into the "Serenity Lake J2000 Overflow Spa".

[RevCheesehead]

17. put me on the waiting list, please...

I'm sure you'll be booting out Crazy Guggenheim in a few days.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. OK, Northzax is out for threatening to knock me out, so you're in!

[RevCheesehead]

29. your check is in the mail.

;) Thanks.

[progmom]

12. hmmmmm

can i come here on tuesdays and thursdays?

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. You're #11, so you're okay!

Room for one more!

[miss_kitty]

14. Uh is the lounge compliant with the ADA?

If it's not, I'm sorry, but it'll have to be closed down altogether.

Signed,
A Lounge Gimp

[DS1]

19. Oops, someone just got booted because I showed up

decide amongst yourselves, I'll be in the VIP section

[TK421]

20. You wanna use human shields, eh? You dirty rat

[DS1]

21. oh, and I'm bringing a guest with me

you know who it is, so rabrrrrrr, if you'll be so kind as to knock off another billet

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Alright, Crazy Guggenheim and TK421 are out.

Sorry guys, gotta make room for DS1 and his "guest", who I am sure is coming mostly for me, but we'll argue that point later.

:7

[TK421]

25. but....but..

:cry:

[DS1]

27. *crickets*

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. I'm sorry, TK421, but you don't want these people to get hurt, do you?

I'm saving lives here, TK421, and sometimes, when saving lives, you have to break a few hundred eggs!

[TK421]

33. Saving lives? Why didn't you just come out and say it?

In that case...not interested;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

61. Let's kick his ass.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[SOteric]

52. Of course I'll be in attendance for your charming company,

but any way you slice it, I'm with him. :*

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. I will stamp my foot three times in pout,

then bravely accept my fate with a stiff upper lip and never make mention of it again, though I will slowly be dying inside.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

23. Let's do this like Republicans.

Everyone submit their tax return. The top 12 wage earners get to live. The others will be left to languish in the middle of nowhere.

[underpants]

26. I have a flightsuit in the back that I could wear

would that help?

[TK421]

30. Somehow, I don't think that one will help me out

:banghead:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

34. If you're poor/black/female, why should we care to help you?

:shrug: :sarcasm:

[TK421]

36. Well, I'm semi-poor...but, nevermind...I hear ya

[dolo amber]

32. I think you should make a poll

:evilgrin:

[ProfessorGAC]

37. What About The Banquet Room?

Couldn't some of them just be allowed to go there? And i thought there was an expansion project going on!
The Professor

[DS1]

38. That expansion project was really just a mass grave

underneath a giant tarp. Sorry.

[ProfessorGAC]

39. Now, How Did I Not Know That Until Now?

I've been here since February 2001, and nobody told me about the mass grave? That's just so wrong.
The Professor

[DS1]

42. You never wondered why every single tombstone looked exactly

the same? C'mon man!

[ProfessorGAC]

43. Yeah, But. . . .

. . .but i thought those were all in a neat little row and column thing like at the cemetery where my dad is buried. Boy, was i fooled.
The Professor

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. When Rabrrrrrr is disposing bodies,

Rabrrrrrr does not take time for gridmaking. Mass grave much easier. Efficient. More mathematically logical.





More fun!

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. And it's still being used.

I have photos.

[indigo32]

40. sneaking out the back door

<shhh>

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. great...even the lounge has cut me off

[hunter]

45. Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear war?

:nuke:

[supernova]

48. I'm the Fire Marshall's girlfriend!

So I get to stay. :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. I've got the beer.

If you kill me, I take it with me.

[ForrestGump]

50. Twelve what? Mental age?

[SOteric]

51. I'm putting on the black Cheong Sam and mixing martinis.

Martinis so dry the Golan Heights is moist by comparison.

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. A Martini will be excellent!

We shall sip the Martini, while enjoying the much more open space of the Lounge, and we shall laugh at and ridicule the dead.

[DS1]

59. I ridicule them when they're still alive

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

60. Well, me, too... I'm just saying we're gonna continue to do it,

even after they're dead, to heap further indignities upon them.

[chaska]

53. Yeah hell, let's just knock out a wall.

[KitchenWitch]

55. That argument is as logical as...

We are fighting them there so we don't fight them here.

[ornotna]

56. You first

Tell me how it goes.

[rockymountaindem]

58. It's cool, I'll just leave.

I know my way out.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

62. You can stay if you want to. Me and TK421 are going to kick Rabrrrrr's ass

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[TK421]

65. Just thought you should know that I like extra butter with my popcorn

ding ding!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

67. Sure here's some. Want any salt?

[TK421]

68. Salt is good...I sprinkle cayenne pepper on it sometimes

:hurts: Hey...where's that DS1 guy? And what about his guest?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

69. I don't know. But we can take this over. Too bad Floogeldy isn't here.

He's a brawler! You want some coffee?

[TK421]

70. If I have any more, my heart will explode. I'm charged up enough

over the concept of a hostile takeover :bounce:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

71. Ok so what do we do?

:popcorn: :donut:

[TK421]

72. We wait out the enemy...vengeance is a dish best served cold

Not sure who it was who said that, but its true

[Crazy Guggenheim]

73. Is that like a nice cold beer?

[TK421]

74. I know it's a little early in the day for that but.....

:toast: Yeah, think of cold beer and it comes pretty close. Damn, now I'm thirsty....can't seek vengeance when you're thirsty you know?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

75. How about a non-alcoholic? That's what I drink.

[TK421]

76. A non-alcoholic beer works, too...in fact, I wish I could drink those here

at my job....but my boss wouldn't approve of it

[Crazy Guggenheim]

77. Are you a yak person?

:popcorn: :donut: :beer:

[TK421]

78. No...and unfortunately I've never had the pleasure of meeting any

yak people

[Crazy Guggenheim]

79. I'm just thinking of some way to hyjack this thread.

[TK421]

80. Seems like it's already been done...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

81. Wooo Hooo!

[TK421]

82. Good things come to those who wait, my friend

Although it seems that we are the only ones here, still...
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :party:

[TK421]

84. I made an attempt at the yak-people angle..keep your fingers crossed

[AtomicKitten]

63. Well I brought a bitchen casserole,

not some messed-up jello mold, so surely I'll be asked to stay.
Right? Hello?

[LaraMN]

64. For the record-- I don't taste like chicken.

:scared:

[Trigger Hippie]

66. Uh-oh.

Please make it quick. :scared:

[TK421]

83. Now....where were we? ah,yes....how about those yak people?

I mean, I know they exist but I've never seen any around. If you are a yak-person and are reading this, please don't be afraid of us. We are hear to listen and if you ever need a shoulder to lean on......well, don't lean on mine because I have bad shoulders

[Crazy Guggenheim]

85. GMTA. I was going to suggest you, or me, start posting at the main

thread.

[TK421]

86. Could you do it? I'm at work, and I have to close up here in a bit

Catch up to you later

[Crazy Guggenheim]

87. This is the main thread. Well, have a good one at work.

[Rabrrrrrr]

89. Hey, you two, stop hijacking my thread!

You're supposed to be dead, anyway.

:hmph:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

90. We will stand up to those attempting to kill us.

[Rabrrrrrr]

91. But it's for your own safety!

So you don't get hurt!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

92. Hey Rabrrrrr.

SMACK!

[TK421]

93. What if I enjoy pain? I'm sick like that

[TK421]

97. Please read post #83....yaks rule

[TK421]

94. Finished closing shop

:evilgrin:

[TK421]

95. Hey Rabrrrrrr, didn't you read the part about the yak people?

Yup....S'all about the yak people

[Crazy Guggenheim]

96. Let him have it.

We want to be at peace! Poor yak!

[Rabrrrrrr]

98. There shall be no peace, so long as Kirk lives!

[bridgit]

88. well, maybe 12 apostles & 1 messiah...

and i guess that leaves me :thumbsup: a baker's dozen