Believe it, or not

[MrScorpio]

- I'm four foot two inches tall, I compensate for my lack of height by wearing gigantic lifts

- I have a high-pitched voice. I use an electronic pitch changer to make it sound lower

- I'm actually Chinese

- I have four nipples

- I once beat a man within an inch of his life, because he jumped in front of me in line

- I speak dog

- I'm a an expert in the field of pornography

- I'd rather take the stairs to get to an odd-numbered higher floor, I'd rather take an elevator to get to an even-numbered one

- I believe that cheese fears my power over it

- I have no special purpose

[WCGreen]

1. Dude, you had me until the cheese thing.....

Okay, so that was my 8000 post......

[MrScorpio]

2. Now the kicker

One of those statements is actually TRUE!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. And I know which one it is...

Shall I say it, or keep still?

BTW...WELCOME BACK! WE REALLY MISSED THE HELL OUT OF YOU!

Hope you'll be around for the bar opening tomorrow night!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[MrScorpio]

14. Sorry, No Bar, Peggy Love

My computer time is limted

And go ahead and say it

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. You have four nipples...

Am I right? I believe so......


Well I don't care about the bar...just so we have you on a little bit is wonderful, you hear?


:hug:

[MrScorpio]

18. Give that lady a puppy!

We have a winnaah!

[WCGreen]

20. Dude, four nipples...

Twice the fun

[AlienGirl]

21. So does 180!

I have three boobies, myself; that's where my pseudonym comes from (a Tucker was a car with three headlights).

Polymastics unite!

Tucker

[WCGreen]

6. I think it's the porno one.....

Cause I have my masters in Porn.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Sorry, WC....

It isn't that one...

And now I have my 8400 posts...thank you for giving me the opportunity to accomplish this lofty goal!


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


Edited for wrong number of posts, damn it....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Congratulations.

[WCGreen]

4. Thank you CG......

Coming from you,,, Well I feel like getting gussied up in my dead FIL's tux.....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Wanna cigar and Brandy?

:donut:

[WCGreen]

9. You know Brandy.....

She rocks man.....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Which Brandy?

[WCGreen]

12. McDometonight.........

Brandy McDometonight.....

Irish lassy.....

Classy chassy

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. How's the tux fitting?

[WCGreen]

15. Not so good....

I gotta let out the crotch.....

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. I'm walking on air!

I never thought I could feel so free!

[SarahB]

17. Nice mini-fro!

:P

[WCGreen]

19. I was dating a girl at the time who I believed was better than me...

I actually won her from her fiancee....

And that song was popular then....

But I was a drunk.... and I couldn;t hold on to her....

Good times.....