Signs your president is drunk

[Democrats_win]

1. While driving, your country hits a hurricane.
2. Twice
3. Ordered FDA to put Alcohol in the food pyramid.
4. He keeps kissing Condi.
5. Keeps falling off bicycle.
6. Mispronounces words.
7. Keeps missing days at work.
8. The NRA won’t let him carry a gun.
9. Constantly requesting bathroom breaks
10. Job interfering with drinking.

[WCGreen]

1. That's good.....

recommended

[fortyfeetunder]

2. Chokes on pretzels...

an eleventh?

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Maybe those pretzels were making him thirsty

[lpbk2713]

4. Meanwhile, back at the White House .....

GW is in conference, strategerizing. It's hard work.