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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:41 PM
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Paper cuts SUCK!!
I am eating popcorn and got some salt in the paper cut that I just got!! Dammit! Have you ever heard the slice as the paper cuts your hand or finger? Yuck. I can still hear it in my head.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:43 PM
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1. hah!
Instant-on salt wound
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:45 PM
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3. I didn't waste any time!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:44 PM
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2. No, sucking is what you're supposed to do to the paper cut
to make it go away!

Silly Shell!
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:47 PM
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4. Now pour some lemon juice on it. :D n/t
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:48 PM
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5. That may feel better than the salt!! Hmmm, maybe not!
Edited on Fri Sep-23-05 02:49 PM by Shell Beau
:P
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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:52 PM
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6. disinfect it, then seal it up with a drop of nail glue -- works every time
It's the air getting to the little raw slice in the skin that hurts so damn much.

I think crazyglue or superglue would also work if haven't got any nail glue.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:54 PM
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8. Good call!!
:thumbsup:
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 02:52 PM
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7. If I get a paper cut at work
I bleed on the document to "get even". }(
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