Call me paranoid but I believe the

[MichaelHarris]

candy corn pumpkin was invented because people wanted a bigger candy corn.

[Texasgal]

1. You know...

I never thought of that... how true! Conspiracy?

[MichaelHarris]

3. We know the big oil conspiracy but

those corn syrup guys are making a killing.

[Shell Beau]

2. Yep, and I can tear those bad boys up!

[MichaelHarris]

4. man I ate so many last night

I could actually feel my teeth rot.

[StopTheMorans]

5. goddamnit, we need insight like this in the white house

:thumbsup:

[MichaelHarris]

6. hahahahahahahahahahha

how's-ya-doin' muh brutha? Man the Halloween candy has hit the stores, it's not as good as biting the heads off peeps but's it's damn close.

[StopTheMorans]

7. doing great man, thanks

good to see you around. how's everything with you?

[MichaelHarris]

8. well

staying warm, and making wood stuff. My family all lives around Galveston so I spent the last few days tracking them down, making sure they weren't gonna croak. I lived in Galveston for years and only left for one hurricane, it was hell. I rode 5 others out, the surf was great but not alot of chicks on the beach. Living in Washington now so I'm pretty sure I'm out of the path of Rita.

How are things with you? I have one happening pen I made for you, let me know how to get it to you.

[StopTheMorans]

9. glad to hear you're keeping busy

are you doing well with the wood business? i'm still in Boston, but will be joining you on the West Coast (San DIego) in a few months. i'll shoot you a PM in a few :D

[MichaelHarris]

11. cool

selling some pens and some furniture, I still don't advertise. I will be making the presentation pen for the Edward R. Murrow award but that's still a secret so make sure everyone on DU keeps it hush hush. Na na na na, I know this years winner already.

[StopTheMorans]

12. glad to hear that's keeping you busy, especially without advertising

entrepreneurs like yourself are what this country was founded on :patriot: :silly:

[MichaelHarris]

15. yeah that and the

fact that Microsoft and computer consulting drove me crazy, not Jeffery Dahmer crazy or postman crazy, but pretty damn crazy.

[StopTheMorans]

19. i'm getting damn sick of my office job myself

hopefully my next job will either be working from home or something where i can at least be outside for part of the day.

[WCGreen]

10. Fuckers!!!!!

[tigereye]

13. I wanna see a picture

I have never heard of the candy corn pumpkin.

[MichaelHarris]

14. take a deep breath

[tigereye]

18. oh, I thought they were like really big pumpkins, for some reason

I have seen those.( Don't mind me, it's been a really, really long week!)

[Debi]

16. They're actually called mellowcreme...and there doublecandycorn size

[MichaelHarris]

17. I don't eat them

I tape them directly to my ass cuz that's where they're going anyway.

[Debi]

20. And with THAT I'm going home laughing MY ass off

:rofl: Thank you for a great start to my weekend!

[MichaelHarris]

21. it is always

my goal to give people a good start to a happy weekend, BTW I have candy pumpkin inprints to back up my story.