Romantic Comedy's SUCK ASS! Nobody EVER Has 'Morning Breath'

[matcom]

:eyes:

yeah, you wake up after a lloooonnngggg night of drinking next to Meg Ryan (or equivalent) and its like NOON, and you stick your TONGUE down her throat and suck out her tonsils?

don't fucking THINK SO! (not before a trip to the fucking bathroom)

let's get real dude. she (and YOU) taste about as good as a bulldog's ASS, AFTER eating table scraps while taking medicine for a fucking YEAST infection! :eyes:

i don't buy it. i think Hollywood's fake. x(

[Tafiti]

1. You said it!

:rofl:

Every single time I see a "bed" scene in a movie, it's the next morning and they're laying there talking, mouths an inch apart. I think, "They've got to be gagging with that breath headed straight for each other's noses."

[Left Is Write]

You forgot to mention that her makeup is intact and perfect.

No one has eye goo. No one's hair is standing on end in a fauxhawk. The bedsheets are down to his waist, but miraculously cover her above her cleavage.

[xmas74]

4. That's the part I don't get.

They look perfect the next morning. My hair is frizzier than ever and my makeup is smeared(if I forgot to take it off). My eyes are red and blurry and I'm surprised to even find sheets on me. The sheets usually ended up w/ my "friend". Seems I preferred men who were bedhogs.

[Tafiti]

9. Very true.

The sheets are always perfectly and strategically placed on and around the couple. Apparently, neither of them ever move a muscle the entire night. That's why they look perfect.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. No, it can't be!

You're a liar! A LIAR!!!! :cry:

[xmas74]

3. America's Sweethearts had morning breath.

I remember the scene where Julia Roberts wakes up next to John Cusack and she covers her mouth w/ the sheet because of her breath. Seems like he does the same thing after she does it.

[mwdem]

5. THAT was the most realistic scene in a movie that I ever saw!

I always wondered about the next morning breath thing!

[xmas74]

10. They made it funny-like you would after the first time

[CanuckAmok]

6. you clearly don't know Meg Ryan.

n/t

[matcom]

8. BITCH! Swallow Some SCOPE before you to THAT!

x(

[Zomby Woof]

7. I can vouch that Meg doesn't have morning breath!

Duh! :eyes: