A Saturday Night Joke For You!

[MarianJack]

Let me say first that I almost always tell jokes the way I heard them, so this joke was told to me by a Jewish girl I dated 2 or 3 times about a year before I met chicaAzul. This joke has Jewish characters, but I don't think it is insulting. If any disagree, please accept my apology in advance.

A little old Jewish man comes home from Temple one evening looking like he just came through World War XII. His wife says "Max! What happened? Your nose is bloody, your eyes are black and you got a few teeth missing!"

He says "Oy, Sophie! We were there in Temple, we got up to sing the Kaddish, and Mrs. Katz was standing right in front of me. Her dress was stuck in the, pardon the expression, crack of her ass. I reached forward and pulled it out and she turne around and beat the hell out of me! I won't do that again, I tell you!"

A few months go by and then he comes home in the same condition. His wife says "Max! What happened this time?" He says "Oy, Sophie! Today I was sitting in Temple next to Harry. AGAIN we get up to sing the Kaddish but this time Mrs. Katz is right in front of Harry. AGAIN her dress is stuck in the, pardon the expression, crack of her ass. This time HARRY reaches over and pulls it out! I don't want Harry to get beat up, so I reached over and PUSHED IT BACK IN!"

The funny thing about this is that I told my mother this joke. After her near heart attack, she had me tell my aunt when they were going out for ice cream. When they got to the ice cream parlor, they saw a woman in that same condition!

[trof]

1. When I heard it, it was a little boy.

Non-denominational.
All at one time.
He came home with two black eyes.
One for when he pulled it out and one for when he put it back in.
whatever

[Lady Freedom]

2. he he! I know that one! we, being Baptist, use a church social!

And it was the wife hitting him for putting it back in!