"God DAMN you Bernice!!!" (The official Dodgeball Quote Thread?)

[radwriter0555]

Any fans?

Come on, BEAVER tranquilizers?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Wait, wait, wait... there's a pirate on the team?

That like just friggin killed me.

[radwriter0555]

2. Pepper needs new shorts!

Love Bateman.

[bliss_eternal]

3. Um, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

:hi:

[bliss_eternal]

4. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!!

:rofl:

[radwriter0555]

5. If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a BALL!

oh come on... this movie is a CLASSIC.

[radwriter0555]

6. You must be "DADDY"....

Oh come on... surely DUers know fine, fine film-making at it's BEST??????

[catbert836]

7. I TOLD you she was a lesbian!

Good call.

[radwriter0555]

8. "I'm not a lesbian!" "You're not?" "NO!

I'm bi-sexual!"

[radwriter0555]

9. My favorite though... "L for LOVE!"

I do that to my husband all the time...

he totally GETS it.

hell, he turned me on to Dodgeball.

*sigh*

[Blue-Jay]

10. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

*KLANK!*

[radwriter0555]

11. I didn't know nazi camp let out this early, did you decide to skip arts

and crafts?

"Yes I did..."

[bliss_eternal]

12. Yes, with that blindfold on, he won't be able to see very well...

:rofl:

Jason Bateman as Cotton

:rofl: