The tide could be turning... (joke received via email)

[jayctravis]

I received this from my friend who always sends me forwarded emails. Annoying, but neat to see what's making the rounds:

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, You know, could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Cheney added, That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.

[iamjoy]

1. They Told The Same Joke About Clinton

amazing how these things make the rounds.

[AX10]

2. kick

:kick:

:rofl:

[buff2]

3. That same joke made the rounds about Nixon......AND Reagan.

Recycled.....but the names are changed. :hi:

[WCGreen]

4. It was a stage couch, and It was MArtin Van Bureun

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. It was a pair of sandals, and it was Hammurabi

I know, becuase I was there.

[WCGreen]

6. It was fur feet and it grog....

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. It was fins, and it was Ichthus

[WCGreen]

8. I got nothin'

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Hard to top that one, ain't it?

Unless goes to amino acids, but who knows by what names they went?

[WCGreen]

10. I think his name was clive....... or cleave

[jayctravis]

11. Riboflavin...

I don't frequent the lounge, are you playing Mornington Crescent?