man sometimes i hate hate this world

[La Lioness Priyanka]

i need to keep 2 of my cats in a foster home for 6 months...an aquaintance of mine just said he would keep them in exchange for a threesome with me....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. ........

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. ?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. That's awful. If I could I would take your cats for you.

With no strings attached.

:hug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. strings attached is one thing

threesome attached is another

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Where are you located? maybe I can help.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. nyc

[Midlodemocrat]

7. How quickly do you need help fostering?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. as soon as i can i suppose

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Okay. When my office in NYC opens tomorrow, I will inquire.

Hopefully someone there can foster two kitties.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. thank you so very much

[jonnyblitz]

18. are you back in NYC at the moment?

i know your cats must be there...:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. yes i am

how are you dear?

[jonnyblitz]

22. I am fine cutie, thanks for asking...i hope you are too...

are you going to be there for awhile? just wondering...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. yes i am

for a long while actually

[jonnyblitz]

25. we need to hang out for a minute later on then...if possible..

I have another close pal DUer I like to visit in NYC also..so..just sayin. there is no rush if you are going to be around for awhile..

like i said before, i hope all is well with you. :hug:

[Blue-Jay]

10. I'm sorry, but

:rofl:

WHO SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT?!?!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. men

specifically heterosexual men...

[Blue-Jay]

13. Damn those heterosexual men!

:grr:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. normally i am not man hating

but sorry kinda not very excited with hetero men currently

i am sure i will be fine wiht them by evening


:P

[BiggJawn]

15. What a pig...

Bet he's not much on cat care, either...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. actually he is

his own cats are well taken care of

[BiggJawn]

23. Well, he must be doing 3-ways with himself, then....

He's probably been told to a few times....:)

[anarch]

17. I'm guessing this wasn't a light-hearted flirting kind of thing,

followed by a "ha ha, just kidding, I'd be happy to take care of your cats...ha ha," or something like that....

What a jackass. Thanks a whole pantload, guys who act like this and make us all look bad. Fucking hell...

Ahem...I guess I'm not in the greatest mood today myself.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. no he was not joking

he knows i am highly desperately looking for someone to take care of them for a few months

[anarch]

26. tell him to try just switching back and forth between his right and left

hands, and pretend. What a wanker.

[prolesunited]

19. Perhaps you can find some willing lesbians instead?

:shrug:

[gmoney]

27. Tell him yes, but...

that you'll do it at the END of the time... then after you retrieve the cats, just tell him to go fuck himself. Or give him $200 and tell him to hire someone he can pretend is you.

By the way, I'm guessing he has a wife/girlfriend... what was her reaction to this "offer"? It might just be that the threat of telling her about his creepy move would be enough to ensure your cats are well cared for.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. dont know him that well...assume hes single

who cares...wont do it...and i think its cruel even more than its sleazy

[Nikia]

29. What a creep

It is really bad since he knows that you are desperate. What kind of jerk wants a partner who is doing it because they are coerced. He sounds like a potential rapist. I'd stay away from him if I were you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. umm i do stay far away.....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. umm i do stay far away.....