Is there a real "man" in the house? I'm beginning to have my doubts.

[anarchy1999]

Thanks, and please forgive.

[Tom Kitten]

1. got any spinach?

plenty of Popeyes here!

[Robeson]

2. Uh, well, when I went to the bathroom about 5 minutes ago....

...I noticed I still have the equipment to qualify me as male. Does that mean I qualify?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. OOOO YEAH!

[BlueIris]

4. Careful, there, anarchy1999.

Folks 'round these parts don't like it when you ask how many male DUers are "real" men. Based on some of the nasty shit they post about their lives, I have my doubts sometimes, too. Not naming any names, you know who you are. Even as a Lounge joke, which, I admit, I'm sometimes out of touch with, people may get pissed at you. Be prepared to duck.

[anarchy1999]

5. I'm ducking and covering. and I apologize to all I may have offended.

I'm not a happy camper right now, and I'm sorry, I'm supposed to say I apologize every time I try to say I'm sorry. But I'm sorry still.

I'm ducking and I'm covering, I've not seen many real men stand up this last week or two. Sorry, it's just the case.

They checked out, went home, whatever.

Peace.

[leftofthedial]

24. I just stood up

now get back in the kitchen and cook some dinner.

but bring me a beer first, wouldya sweetcheeks?

[billyskank]

6. Not me, that's for sure

I'm a total fraud. :)

[Clintmax]

7. Explain that crack, Anarchy...

:mad:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Care to elaborate?

[gmoney]

9. "If you don't know what you did, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

:popcorn:

on edit: actually, I think I understand what she means. To quote South Park quoting Jesus and/or Star Trek: "You don't have to be a great man. Just be a man."

I'm learning... slowly, slowly, but I am learning.

[MildyRules]

10. Not in coherent English...

[kick-ass-bob]

11. definition please? Should I spit and cuss and grab my crotch?

:shrug:

[matcom]

12. i can pee standing up

:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Works for me

[BikeWriter]

17. I can write in the snow.

Don't eat the yellow snow!

[kick-ass-bob]

18. I thought that was lemonade snow cones.

:puke:

[BikeWriter]

20. Hee hee hee! Yeeuck!

[Deep13]

14. I'd answer if I was not so busy ignoring you ...

... and watching pro sports and being angry.

[BikeWriter]

15. Huh? Please enlighten us on your question.

Mysogynism sucks, so does the reverse!

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Misandry

That's what the reverse is called, if you were wondering, haha.

[BikeWriter]

19. Thank you... SMART ALECK! :-) The term had slipped my mind.

[WCGreen]

22. Would that be Mrogynism......

[BikeWriter]

29. Maybe it is, Pard! :-)

[jackelope72]

21. I guess it would depend on your definition of a "real man".

You obviously have some issues to work out.

[LincolnMcGrath]

23. Not sure, awhile back I was a whiner with mommy issues,

among other things. Should I ask the neighbor her opinion?

[Trigger Hippie]

25. No, they're all

imaginary. :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. That explains a lot actually...

[Trigger Hippie]

27. I know you all are a product of my fevered mind.

:crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly:

[ghostsofgiants]

39. As are all of you...

Which explains why my threads get such a lack of response. There are really only three or four of us and the rest are just figments of our collective consciousness...or something.

That's quite comforting actually. :P

[latebloomer]

28. as Bonnie Raitt sang

dont want no secret agent
dont need no long cadillac
dont want nobody with no problems
i dont need a man with a monkey on his back
i need a real man
i said a real man
i need a real man

aint messing with no toy
i dont need no baby boy
dont need to send me no flowers babe
sending flowers is real nice
way ive been feeling my hearts been a-reeling
i need a man that loves me once
i want a man that loves me twice
its a sticky situation babe
keep me up late at night
honey dont know the difference
wanna go left when you shoulda gone right
i want a real man
i said a real man
i want a real man
i've been around the world
i'm a woman not a girl

i don't want no million dolaers
i dont need no diamond ring
you can twist and shout
for to knock yourself out
i dont care about material things
i want a real man
i need a real man
i want a real man
i said a real man
i want a real man
i need a real man baby
i want a real man
i want a real man
real man
real man
aint messing with no toy
dont need no baby boy
i been around the world
im a woman not a girl
i want a real man
real man

etc

[WCGreen]

33. That second verse kinda says it all...

Keep doin' it until the job is done.....

Yep, that would be a real man....

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. A real man would never actually answer you.

[matcom]

31. kick

because this is gonna stay on the first page all week :eyes:

[ucmike]

32. of course not.

all the real men are outside, being manly. i just came in to get a file to sharpen my axe. (we're building a tree fort-no girls allowed)

[BikeWriter]

38. Hey, you have a tree fort?

:)

[matcom]

34. no, no, no

don't let this drop. THIS IS HUGH!!!111!!!111

[JimmyJazz]

35. In this house? HELL YEAH! Where have you been?

on edit: not me, btw! But, I could start a list for you if you'd like.

[BikeWriter]

36. Kick

[Fox Mulder]

37. All men are real men.

Otherwise, they wouldn't be men.

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

40. What'd I miss?

x(

[BikeWriter]

41. Oh, it appears we're getting bashed. :-(

[NoPasaran]

42. Sorry, I was scratching myself and watching NASCAR

What was the question again?

[Blue-Jay]

43. I missed it too. I was busy wiping my schlong on the curtains.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Locking.

I don't think the OP intentionally meant to bash DU men, because we all know DU men are da bomb. Some folks are taking it as a bash and that is reason enough to lock.


Thank you.