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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:12 PM
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Weird sex: Giant Squid Do it Deeper
VIGO, Spain (25 Sep 2005) -- RESEARCH by marine scientists has shed startling new light on the secret sex life of the giant squid, one of the most mysterious monsters of the world's deepest oceans.

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One of the two males washed ashore was found to have been accidentally inseminated - backing the findings of research in previous strandings. And scientists now believe the males had either accidentally inseminated themselves during "violent" lovemaking sessions with females or been inseminated by other males after "bumping" into them in the dark depths of the ocean.

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The report goes on: "Although mating has never been observed in giant squid, it is thought that what happens is that the male injects his sperm packages into the female's arms. The process is likely to be a fairly violent affair as the female is probably not that keen on being injected. This is a problem for the amorous male as females are normally a third bigger than they are. But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.

"But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themselves.

http://www.cdnn.info/news/eco/e050925.html

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:17 PM
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1. Locking, squid sex thread.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 01:28 PM
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2. More proof that the world was created...
... by a giant Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 02:40 PM
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4. When You Are Touched by His Noodly Appendage,
make sure there no sperm packets left behind!

:smoke:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 01:34 PM
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3. Ah-Ha!! Dick Cheney evolved from a squid
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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 02:41 PM
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5. I just wonder if they have...
3somes...:evilgrin:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 02:41 PM
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6. And I want to be re-incarnated as......
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