If only I had saved money by switching to Geico

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

1) Boss owes me more than $35k in back salary
2) Likely need knee surgery for torn meniscus
3) Had precancer removed from cheek
4) Favorite football team loses
5) Mom calls to insult me during the game

The only thing missing is my own personal hurricane.

DBDB

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Sounds like you need Aflac too!!!

I hope your fave football team was the Steelers though. :D

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

2. I need a lot of things but

I am not sure Gilbert Gotfried doing a voiceover for a duck is one of them.

Yes, despite Cowher and his coaching prowess (note extreme sarcasm), my fave team is still the Steelers. Cowher's constant conservatism of "runningback up the middle" is only slightly less maddening than the offensive playbook of the early 90s, which included only one play called "slow white guy around end"

DBDB

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Well, I actually think Cowher's NON conservative play was the problem

If he did "running back up the middle" a few more times, Brady wouldn't have had 1:21 seconds to march up the field. Seriously, when you've seen the guy win two Super Bowls doing exactly this, why do you even give him the opportunity?

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

4. See, I got distracted by my mother calling

during the second half...Amazing how that happens.

DBDB