We have kidnapped DMSRoar and are posting from his PC...

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

...in retaliation for the numerous threads he authored disparaging our threads about Al Franken, the Crusades, and looting. We will be announcing ransom demands at 3:00 EST.
--Gee Dee

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. You can keep him.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

2. mmmrrrfffff!! mmmmrrffff!!! [struggling against gag] mmrrfrrrrfff!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Shut up.

*Don't worry it's plan*

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

4. rrrmmokay.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Ok. What do you want?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

6. We want people to like us. Then you can have him back. --Gee Dee

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Who are you? What makes you think we don't? What did he say

about Franken, et.al.?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. Don't try to fool us. We know nobody likes us. --Gee Dee

(And don't pretend you didn't know he makes fun of us for somedays hating or liking Al Franken, depending on whether Al Franken is God or a piece of crap that day. We can't help it if we have PASSION.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Hey. I don't read his fucked up posts. He is kind of screwy. That's

why I told you to keep him. But what did he say? Maybe I can help you?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

15. Well, when we brought him into our dungeon, he wouldn't bow to TruthIsAll.

That's how disgusting he is. Typical of you Lounge lizards.
--GeeDee

[BikeWriter]

8. DMSWHO?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. *I'm trying to get him out. Besides, if he's got $ then he'll give us some

*Help me get him out*

:donut:

[BikeWriter]

11. Are they going to kill him painfully, and is this guy worth the trouble?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. mrrrrr!!!! mrrrrrrrrrfffrrrrr!!! [violent struggling against gag]

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. I don't know I'm finding out. But he seems to be ok sometimes.

All depends what he said about Franken.

[BikeWriter]

23. Hey, I hear you!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. I've launched my attack!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. *The kidnappers just disparaged The Lounge! That's enough to save him!

Back me up. I'll go in with Tae Kwon Do - if I don't pull a muscle - and you jump in to the right of me.*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Hey, CG!

I just got back from my workout, and so I'm all warmed up.......

I'll stand by for backup....

You holler if you need me for something, OK?

We gotta get him out...he's important!


:kick:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Thanks CP! I love a tough woman! Bikewriter is coming in from the right.

You stand back until you see an opening wide on the left. But watchout for my spinkick. Ok, I'm going in ......

:woohoo:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

17. FULL RANSOM DEMANDS FOR DMSROAR BELOW:

1. We demand everybody like us. It's hard not having anybody like us, so that's number one. Liking. Us.
2. We'll return DMSRoar after he apologizes for saying oh how isn't it funny those little kids in GD can't agree whether Al Franken is a good guy or not.
3. We're keeping our flamethrowers on him until someone in the Lounge expresses an actual opinion about something. We can't get one out of him for some reason.
4. Back to the part about liking us. Why don't people like us?
:-) We're nice people, unless you're not mad at Al Franken today. Well, are ya? ha-ha. See, we can joke.

--Gee Dee

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Hey buddy! Can I roast a marshmellow on that flamethrower?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

21. Sure. Here, you hold it. --Gee Dee

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. *ATTACK!! JUMP SPINKICK! RIDGEHAND! ELBOW SMASH!

DOUBLE REVERSE SPINKICK!* C'MON Bikewriter! CP come after BW!

[BikeWriter]

27. I'm right here with the .40 cal. Who do you want blasted?

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. Just untie DMSroar.

[BikeWriter]

30. Okay, *unties DMSroar.*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. I'm there, CG.........

Right behind you, BikeWriter.......

GOUGE! HIT! WHAMMY!


:nuke:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Hey you're cool! Now that Dmsroar is released let's run! Oh!

Somebody get the flamethrower. We could use it to roast something ..........

[BikeWriter]

25. *BW searches for potatos to bake.*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. The flamethrower is down! Hey! Help me out I'm attacking!!

[BikeWriter]

29. No problem, point out the ones you want shot.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. Ok ...... Shoot the guy that kidnapped him if you want to. *Shit I think

that I just pulled a muscle.*

No wait! Hey CP, untie what's his name ....

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

34. mrrrfff mrrrrf [indicating to remove gag]

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. Jeez. I thought somebody else was going to do it. Ok I'll remove it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. I'll untie DmsRoar.......

Let me douse my nuke first...we don't need it now.....

SSSSSSSS....OK the flame is out...

Now let me untie our friend......DmsRoar......

There you go, good buddy...you're free at last......

:grouphug:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

37. wooo-hoooo! now let's get out of here before the Crusade thread restarts

[Crazy Guggenheim]

38. *We all run out.*

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

39. [lasers firing from TruthIsAll's eyes]

[Crazy Guggenheim]

40. *Bikewriter shoots back*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

41. Where's the link to the "discussion"?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

42. in archives, just smartass fake news stories at GD's expense

thanks for getting my back

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

43. [mounts horse, rides into sunset with CP, CG, and BW (it's a big horse)]

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. I brought my yak with me, so I'll ride it!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

45. already, everybody off the really big horse and onto CG's yak

[BikeWriter]

48. Yak, where did you get a freak'n yak?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

49. I left it parked outside.

[BikeWriter]

50. Oh, okay. That explains it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. See. We can kick Gee Dee's ass.

:hide: :hide:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

47. Never in doubt.