joke = a monastery decided to start a fish & chips store...

bridgit

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:23 PM
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joke = a monastery decided to start a fish & chips store...

when the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: "are you the fish fryer?"

"oh, no..." the cleric answers, "i'm the chip monk!"

:rofl:

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SoCalDem

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:25 PM
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1. rim-shot

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:29 PM
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2. *snort snort*

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WCGreen

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:22 PM
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3. Gotta like that one.....

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Zomby Woof

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:25 PM
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4. HA!

:hi: Heya Bridgit!

Thanks for the PM. I do remember the "dada" poster (his name escapes me, but I recall those commendations)... wow.

:D

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bridgit

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:44 PM
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5. ZombyBuddy...

:hi: it's like steve wright says, "it's a small world but i wouldn't want to have to paint it" :rofl:

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edbermac

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Mon Sep-26-05 03:00 PM
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6. That's so funny I forgot to laugh...

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bridgit

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Mon Sep-26-05 05:27 PM
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10. so put it on your 'things to do list' next time already...

:rofl:

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Sugar Smack

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Mon Sep-26-05 03:06 PM
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7. BWAAAAHAHAHA!!

*snort*

Thank you Bridgie!

:rofl: :loveya:

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bridgit

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Mon Sep-26-05 05:21 PM
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9. as always, you're welcome: SugarHoney...

:loveya:

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JVS

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Mon Sep-26-05 03:08 PM
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8. ugghhhh

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bridgit

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Mon Sep-26-05 05:28 PM
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11. arrrgghhhh...

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yellowdogintexas

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Tue Sep-27-05 11:23 PM
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12. I see your chip monk and i raise you...

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but

there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some

worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when

the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have

devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their

collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the

chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by a chip monk.

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