A new strain of STD

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A new strain of STD


The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent Strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him."


Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,but are not limited to.

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
distinct messianic flavor.

chronic mangling of the English language.

extreme cognitive dissonance.

inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia.

inability to accept responsibility for actions.

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado.

uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history.

tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies.

and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.