Okay...i have a "lounge style" emergency...

[ret5hd]

my wife and i are drinking martinis. we have one of those metal shaker things...you know, one that has the small top with a strainer to pour out of and a larger top to put the ingredients in and shake it up.

okay...the problem: BOTH LIDS ARE STUCK! We can't get them apart! We've tried chilling it, we've tried heating it, NOTHING WORKS!

i KNOW somebody in the lounge has experienced this before, and will provide me with a simple remedy so that i an continue with my plans of hot weekday sex. thank you.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Wine in the box always prevents problems of this nature.

Just sayin'

[ret5hd]

7. yeah, that's what she's drinking now, so everythings ok...

emergencty averted!

[rug]

2. That's not a lounge emergency.

A lounge emergency is when the zipper is stuck.

[ret5hd]

5. THE ZIPPER IS STUCK!!!...

In the UP position...that's the emergency!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. No emergency......

Just cut off the offending garments......VERY carefully!

No sacrifice in the name of love, right? (or lust)


:blush:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. I think if you let them warmup for a few minutes they should be ok.

I think ..........

[trof]

4. Bang them on the edge of a counter top.

That usually does it.
(Former bartender)

[ret5hd]

6. THE SMART BARTENDER WINS!!!

Thank you!

[trof]

9. I wish they were all that easy.

You're very welcome.
skoal
:toast:

[miss_kitty]

10. Locking-sex thread

:evilgrin:

[trof]

11. Oh hell. I missed the last line in the original post.

I would NEVER have answered had I known this was all leading to ESS-EE-EX.
damn

[ret5hd]

12. that IS NOT fair!!! ...

hopes for sex ARE NOT the same as sex!!!

[miss_kitty]

13. I was referring to this line:

"Bang them on the edge of a counter top" Now that is a sex thread thingy!

:7

[ret5hd]

14. well well well...i hadn't thought of that!

i think you're right!

[obxhead]

15. dupe