* can't find his heart.... - Democratic Underground

bettyellen

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Mon Sep-26-05 09:37 PM
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* can't find his heart....

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Sep-26-05 09:55 PM
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1. He thought he was doing

the Pepto-Bismol boogie.

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progmom

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Mon Sep-26-05 09:57 PM
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2. oh dear

That would explain it. :hi:

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bettyellen

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:16 PM
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7. fucker doesn't even try to fake it sometimes, does he?

:hug:

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NV Whino

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:02 PM
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3. Umm, that's because he doesn't have one.

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Redstone

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:04 PM
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4. Hey, here's a guy who couldn't find his ass with both hands,

and you expect him to be able to find his HEART?

It's a damned small target, after all.

Redstone

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:05 PM
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5. Next thing you know that hand is gonna be in the coat

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bettyellen

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:09 PM
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6. i knew you guys wouldn't disappoint me. :)

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Flaxbee

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Mon Sep-26-05 11:11 PM
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9. at least Napolean had some serious smarts...

Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 11:25 PM by Flaxbee

whereas * is just an idiot son of an asshole...

edited to correct tense... as far as I know, Napolean is dead.

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NMMNG

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Tue Sep-27-05 01:49 AM
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13. As Napolean said

"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap"

Dumbya certainly proves that.

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dajoki

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:18 PM
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8. he doesn't have one

:mad:

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jane_pippin

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Mon Sep-26-05 11:14 PM
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10. No, he sensed someone in the crowd had actual feeling for

another person and it made him want to vomit instinctively.

He's an evil bastard that way.

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LaraMN

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Mon Sep-26-05 11:14 PM
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11. Aw, come on-- he's rubbin' his tummy.

George is hungries

mmmm...babies...

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Sep-26-05 11:16 PM
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12. He sure as hell does NOT have one......

Dipwad......

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